One month binge
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Re: One month binge
yes. no. wait. yes.
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I misunderstand this. I see something about JT getting drunk everyday. Then I see something about a monumental venture.J. Tequila wrote:That's right. Starting today, I'm going to get drunk every day for a month, no detox here.
To prepare for this monumental venture, I've been getting drunk every day for the last week.
So, who's with old Johnny T?
So, what's the monumental venture? Being as you get drunk everyday anyway. Is it another train crawl with Louie to OC?
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Re: One month binge
In honor of this trend I am going to go an entire month without sleeping with any really attractive girls or making any smart financial decisions.
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I think we need to apply for a Pell grant to support this venture.
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anybody want to fill in what the F***k I've been doing for the last 6 weeks? Who am I, What am I. I don't recognise these glasses, don't joke a about a child, what's going on. Why am I here. What?
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Re: One month binge
Binge, normal day, I don't even separate the two anymore.
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One month? Jesus, how the mighty have fucking fallen. I remember, yes, I'm channeling Andy-fucking-Rooney, when you almost went a month undrunk. 30 days of drinking? I got married in November and I'm still fucking drunk from that event... and goddamnit I'm going to continue getting drunk until it is unsustainable. 30 days? JohnnyT. I mock you. You-know-who mocks you, while drinking Ten-High from the grave.J. Tequila wrote:That's right. Starting today, I'm going to get drunk every day for a month, no detox here.
To prepare for this monumental venture, I've been getting drunk every day for the last week.
So, who's with old Johnny T?
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How about twenty five years? Okay, I'll admit I took a few days off now and again lately, because of the wife complaining. And then again, what do you mean by 'drunk'? A buzz? Blackout? Unconsiencenous?
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Not that I would dare to doubt your talent.BBoozer wrote:How about twenty five years? Okay, I'll admit I took a few days off now and again lately, because of the wife complaining. And then again, what do you mean by 'drunk'? A buzz? Blackout? Unconsiencenous?
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This may not be the right forum for this question but I'm thinking along the same lines as Boozer right now: What exactly constitutes a "binge?" The longest I've gone without a dry day was a little over a year and a half, from October 2008 until May 2010. I can't say that I ever blacked out during this period. I would typically start drinking around 10 or 11 AM and drink myself into an afternoon nap. Then would start drinking again immediately after waking up around 5 in the evening. Oddly enough, this was one of the more productive times of my life. I was a full time university student at the time and made A's in all of the courses I was enrolled in during those three semesters (Spring/Fall 2009 and Spring 2010).
I guess I'm not sure if the behavior I've described above actually constitutes a "binge" or not because not all of my activities were centered around drinking. I had to focus on the school thing too. I didn't take any road trips during this time either which is something that I consider semi-essential to the true drinking binge.
I'll be happy to take any feedback you all can provide on this topic.
I guess I'm not sure if the behavior I've described above actually constitutes a "binge" or not because not all of my activities were centered around drinking. I had to focus on the school thing too. I didn't take any road trips during this time either which is something that I consider semi-essential to the true drinking binge.
I'll be happy to take any feedback you all can provide on this topic.
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JTq...dependent upon both the listeners' and my own level of drunk.J. Tequila wrote:I thought you were a boogie-woogie piano player.peetie44 wrote:Got get em, Johnny Tq!
Been drunk everyday since @Christmas. Being a blues piano-player has it's perks.
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Re: One month binge
In order to be a proper binge, you have to visit the island every night, I mean drink a fith a day drunk.
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Re: One month binge
THAT'S IT! I am going on a month-long canned meat food product eating binge. GOUT, HERE I COME!
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Re: One month binge
Okay, I've taken a little time to read the post defining the "bender." I have to say that I didn't meet all the criteria for a true bender during that year-and-a-half period I wrote about. It was just a year-and-a-half of experiencing the drunkard lifestyle. There were no blackouts, no injuries, and no particularly bad consequences. On the other hand, what I was asking about was the definition of a "binge," not a true bender. I think that, according to Barca's definition, I did get into the realm of the binge: "there's nothing better than getting up and drinking all day, but, in an of itself, that's not a bender. It can be... a binge."
I love y'all. Keep fightin' the good fight. And if I ever do find myself on a true bender. I'll be sure to let ya know.
I love y'all. Keep fightin' the good fight. And if I ever do find myself on a true bender. I'll be sure to let ya know.
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