Free Booze

[Jose Beam]

A co-worker of mine who's in her 60s has recently began dating a dry. Since then she has little by little been unloading the contents of her liquor cabinet unto yours truly. Most of the time it's nice, unopened bottles of Skyy or Bushmills. Hooch that is quickly laid to rest almost a soon as I clock out. However, she suprised me with something that is normally never on my shopping list: Baileys Irish Cream. I'll tell you friends, my mornings have been much more cheerful since then, and I think I may have finally aquired that "positive attitude" that is so demanded out of office drones. Sometimes there really is a silver lining.

[Crystal]

So... you are not giving away booze.

[Crystal]

By the way, you are a lucky guy to have presents of booze randomly given to you. Don't get caught drinking the irish coffees though.

[binary]

So... you are not giving away booze.

Yeah, is this some sort of joke? I coulda been panning for free booze somewhere else...

[Jose Beam]

Yes, sorry. I meant free booze for me.

[Lush30]

Damn you're so lucky wish somebody would be unloading the contents of their booze cabinets on to me.