Going in but under protest

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Wed Oct 09, 2013 2:15 am

In just a few hours, the United States of America is going to allow me to judge one of my fellow (albeit, scumbag) citizens. I plan to sentence them to death. (I do not care that it was only a parking violation. Rules are rules!)

oh dear. under our new 1984 NSA rules, this post probably qualifies me for lifetime imprisonment. Farewell, drunkards.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Wed Oct 09, 2013 2:33 am

Don't panic, the Attorney for the Defence will spot you a mile away and have you kicked off the jury before you have time to get the seat warm.

binary · Post by **binary** » Wed Oct 09, 2013 4:06 am

Idk, I saw those fuckers trying to parallel park, and they deserve life in prison at least.

Mr. Viking · Post by **Mr. Viking** » Wed Oct 09, 2013 1:03 pm

give them the chair

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Wed Oct 09, 2013 1:48 pm

Mr. Sandman wrote:give them the chair

She's already sitting in one...

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Oct 10, 2013 12:40 am

eh, have to go back again tomorrow. meth and stolen guns are involved. grinning monkey boy needs slapdown, but good.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Thu Oct 10, 2013 12:21 pm

For my Dear Lady S.

ZORT!

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:39 pm

I've had to call in like three times sofar, only once have aI had to report. The one time, it was a lawsuit case and the dude came in he had no lower half of his body and It was a gainst an auger manufacturerer.
The lawyer for the Augre company was a smooth fucker I didn't trust him. But I didn't get picked either.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Fri Oct 11, 2013 2:13 am

Eh, the judge himself threw me off the bench, as I admitted that I thought that criminal folk deserved what they should get. I could only tell the truth. I won't lie. Oh, and as I missed the bus and was a half an hour late and my stupid cell phone refused to shut down and went off twice, Hizzoner was rather pissed off at me.

treetop · Post by **treetop** » Fri Oct 11, 2013 4:56 am

am i the only pervert who always thinks something else whilst reading the title of this thread?

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Fri Oct 11, 2013 5:57 am

treetop wrote:am i the only pervert who always thinks something else whilst reading the title of this thread?

Yes.

benitobeast69 · Post by **benitobeast69** » Fri Oct 11, 2013 6:40 pm

Palinka Morningstar wrote:
treetop wrote:am i the only pervert who always thinks something else whilst reading the title of this thread?
Yes.

no

Mr. Viking · Post by **Mr. Viking** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 5:24 pm

benitobeast69 wrote:
Palinka Morningstar wrote:
treetop wrote:am i the only pervert who always thinks something else whilst reading the title of this thread?
Yes.

no

+1

treetop · Post by **treetop** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 7:04 pm

can i change my name to bec de corbin? or at least lucerne hammer?

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 7:58 pm

How about "Oxtongue" or "Bohemian Ear Spoon"?

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