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Drunk dial Thread
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Savage
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like tears in rain
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"that is a nice skirt" - fiyah entering the bar just now
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nileblackflame
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PM if y'all need someone to talk to.
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Oggar
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Today I am saddened and sorry for all the petty bullshit I ever let separate me from the people here. Anyone who wants to talk tonight or any other pm me a number and I will do everything I can to speak with you. Mayhem your shoes are big ones.
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
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Oggar
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More of you need to send your numbers, seriously.
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
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Palinka (RIP)
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Anyone who fancies a DD with a drunk Scots git, PM your number.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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if you are up...CALL ME. OR PM ME AND I WILL CALL YOU.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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I have the problem of drunk posting to Facebook and Twitter. Twitter is ok, but my family(Pentecostals and Baptists) reads my FB posts and sometimes I am too drunk to care to filter it. So, they all think that I drink too much. Apparently, I have a drinking problem... you know what? I do have a drinking problem, and they won't leave me alone.
I got drunk last night and I got drunk the night before. I'm heading to the bar right now, gonna get drunk some more. - Mojo Gurus
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Anyone up for drunken conversation this afternoon?
Going to happy hour and not drinking is like going to an orgy and masturbating. You just took a great idea and turned it into a circle jerk. -Sixpack595
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NYDingbat
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Alrighty, it's been a while, let's see whatcha got. You know the deal, PM me for the numbers.
But first, are you sure you wanna do this?
But first, are you sure you wanna do this?
"I don't start the day. I continue the night."
- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
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- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
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WastelessPointOfTime
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Do you have a drinking problem or do they have a problem with your drinking?Cousin It wrote:I have the problem of drunk posting to Facebook and Twitter. Twitter is ok, but my family(Pentecostals and Baptists) reads my FB posts and sometimes I am too drunk to care to filter it. So, they all think that I drink too much. Apparently, I have a drinking problem... you know what? I do have a drinking problem, and they won't leave me alone.
I survive with my drinking. Thus, problem? I dunno.
"binary: being drunk makes me amazed at life"
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
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nileblackflame
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Hey drunks,
Y'all can text or call me, just PM if interested.
Y'all can text or call me, just PM if interested.
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NYDingbat
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I'm game. PM me for digits. And prepare your earholes for the Bronx rasp.
"I don't start the day. I continue the night."
- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
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NYDingbat
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Soooo, is this thing on?
"I don't start the day. I continue the night."
- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
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Lush City
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You are my kind of woman. Please fart in my ear. Thank you.NYDingbat wrote:I'm game. PM me for digits. And prepare your earholes for the Bronx rasp.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
