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…predicted that I would live to see this.

http://www.wpbf.com/national-news/neces ... 58#!bzNONE
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Neat. Or... garnished with chicken, as it were.
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Pissed myself laughing, thanks Peetie.

"but the bar claims that it can serve two-to-four people"

pardon me, but how exactly? Is an extra bottle of vodka stuffed in that fried ass?
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Did you see the linked story about a teacher showing up to the first say of school "drunk and without pants"?
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Hardcore Stig wrote:Did you see the linked story about a teacher showing up to the first say of school "drunk and without pants"?
we need a bit more initiative along those lines. If children don't see that as normal, what sort of monsters will they grow into?
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Hardcore Stig wrote:Did you see the linked story about a teacher showing up to the first say of school "drunk and without pants"?
Tell me, which grade and which teacher you got you horny on!
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peetie44 wrote:…predicted that I would live to see this.

http://www.wpbf.com/national-news/neces ... 58#!bzNONE
Thank you, Dr. P...

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booznik wrote:
peetie44 wrote:…predicted that I would live to see this.

http://www.wpbf.com/national-news/neces ... 58#!bzNONE
Thank you, Dr. P...

Once the South gets wind of that, the turducken version will arrive.
Booznik, your quoting rocks, strange at times, but still: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TViEzHJrMcM
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There's also this:
http://vancouver.eater.com/archives/201 ... ng-now.php
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I have to be impressed by the sheer physics of it. Whoever skewered that load of food was an expert.
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Wow! Dinner and drinks in one order. Who'd a thunk?
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booznik wrote: . Whoever skewered that load of food was an expert.
Oh the shame I feel from this poignant statement. In my defense it was a lovely roast goose, though most of the dinner guests at the wedding reception were horrified by my actions. Well, what did I care? I just crashed the show for free hooch. Turns out it was a cash bar. Cash bar? Well then shit happens to your goose.
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peetie44 wrote:…predicted that I would live to see this.

http://www.wpbf.com/national-news/neces ... 58#!bzNONE
Not flying robot drones, or a black President, but a Bloody Mary garnished with an entire fried chicken. Well, I guess he was right. Good on him! Did he predict anything else?
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