I abso-fuking-lutely LOVE hangovers!

[whiskeyprick]

Not sure I love them, but the comedy does roll right off the tongue.

[mistah willies]

...So yes, I guess I do love my hangover. We all do, or else why would we continue to drink knowing tomorrows going to be rough?

Amen.

I'm preemptively naming tomorrow's hangover this:

Boozy Gillespie. It'll be a doozy, I will be flammable. There will be trumpets in my head.

But, ya know,

got the work thing. For booze money.


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[JoyOfDrinking]

...So yes, I guess I do love my hangover. We all do, or else why would we continue to drink knowing tomorrows going to be rough?

I despise hangovers in the moment, but view them romantically in hindsight. Like the line from Groundhog Day:
"I like to see a man of advancing years throwing caution to the wind. It's inspiring in a way."

Granted Bill was eating excessively and smoking in that scene, not drinking, but I think the logic still applies.

[NYDingbat]

There is something wrong with you people. There is NOTHING to love about a hangover. Unless, perhaps, your hangovers are pusillanimous milquetoasts compared to mine.

I have a headache that can seemingly only be remedied by blasting a hole in my skull.

I yak until the sun goes down.

I shun light more vigorously than a vampire.

Tell me again how deeeeelightful hangovers are. Your hangovers are clearly pussies.

Luckily, my body has given up on trying to teach me a lesson and has stopped giving me hangovers. Goooooood body.

I guess you just haven't tried to embrace the pain so far. Bathe in the pool of brain-eater evil spirits, give yourself in to the torturous little inquisitors in your head, THEN you'll be able to see what you really are, their numerous tricks one can not imagine will open your mind up to remember that shitty who-knows-what-and-why cocktail and the hundredth glass of cheap table wine that you shouldn't have drunk the night before, where you should've stopped, why you didn't, and why you won't ever. You'll remember that peace and joy you are entitled to have, to whom you can go back any time you choose to. Even if you already know about next morning's suffering. It's called the circle of life.

There is no good without evil on this world, dear Ma'am.

No good without evil.

I'll take my evil as something I can blast with my Sig or my AR-15, thank you very much. I'd prefer that to the relentless jackhammer in my skull and the 10 hours of yakking I used to have to endure. There was never a cure. Not a greasy breakfast, not a Powerade - anyone who claims to cure a hangover with either has never been truly hungover. The only thing that'd work for me was if I woke up early enough with the early twinges of the roaring headache they foretold and pre-yakking - I'd get a li'l hair o' the hound what bit me into me and stave off the hangover demons. But, like I said, my body has completely abandoned the idea of attempting to teach me moderation, so I've been able to drink with impunity since my late 30s. So, yeah, fuck hangovers.

[Badfellow]

...There was never a cure. Not a greasy breakfast, not a Powerade - anyone who claims to cure a hangover with either has never been truly hungover...

Clearly, you've never tried taking a couple of morphine and going back to bed. Works every time.

[Badfellow]

Yesterday was spent in the glorious embrace of a hangover, a 1400 lbs. kodiak bear pouncing up and down on my head while taking swipes at my liver. Yes, there was blood coming out of my eyeballs. My piss was glowing radioactive. The four horsemen of the apocalypse were having a rodeo in my stomach. And today I merely feel like I got into a street brawl with Irish Jesus.

Celebrate your hangovers like you got a pair!

[Patchez]

Woke today still a lil drunk. I could get used to this.

[Badfellow]

Woke today still a lil drunk.

Ain't nothing lil' drunk about you, hoss.

[Mr Boozificator]

My hangovers have vanished sometimes during the 90's, but boy do I get severe heartburns sometimes. It's a good thing that wine calms those down.

[oettinger]

My hangovers have vanished sometimes during the 90's, but boy do I get severe heartburns sometimes. It's a good thing that wine calms those down.

Oh, you are a part of the Perpetual drunk movement also then?
Curing hangovers causes hangovers causes curing

[DivaBitch]

just a qoute i liked

“I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”

~ Frank Sinatra

[whiskeyprick]

Yesterday was spent in the glorious embrace of a hangover, a 1400 lbs. kodiak bear pouncing up and down on my head while taking swipes at my liver. Yes, there was blood coming out of my eyeballs. My piss was glowing radioactive. The four horsemen of the apocalypse were having a rodeo in my stomach. And today I merely feel like I got into a street brawl with Irish Jesus.

Celebrate your hangovers like you got a pair!

was gonna make a fan correction, but i can't find anything wrong with this statement

[oettinger]

Yesterday was spent in the glorious embrace of a hangover, a 1400 lbs. kodiak bear pouncing up and down on my head while taking swipes at my liver. Yes, there was blood coming out of my eyeballs. My piss was glowing radioactive. The four horsemen of the apocalypse were having a rodeo in my stomach. And today I merely feel like I got into a street brawl with Irish Jesus.

Celebrate your hangovers like you got a pair!

was gonna make a fan correction, but i can't find anything wrong with this statement

Oggar is the kodiak bear

[Badfellow]

HANGOVER LOG
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DRUNKDATE: 000.WHATEVERTHEFUCK.000

Incredible sensation today at work as I cut through the angle iron with a chop saw and felt the steel resonate through my as of yet whiskey addled skull plates, wondering where the delineator of the endrunkening ended, and where the coffee, cigarette and old fashioned cake donuts breakfast began. Indeed, it's all holistic. Intrinsic, possibly. L'esprit de l'escalier? Undoubtedly. Whenever the hangover moves you.

[Lush City]

Hangovers suck! Don't know what you are selling but it really sucks. Everyone knows that the more you drink the bigger the hangover so we all have a way to deal with it. It's not like the fun part of ramping up. It's the exact opposite. The only painless remedy is to keep drinking. Cheers!