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Which President would you most like to fist fight?
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I'd challenge Charlton Heston to an AK-47 joust on dirt bikes.
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I would take George Washington, and he's my favorite President too. I don't care how obvious or cliche.
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I meant all of them, I think.
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Re: Which President would you most like to fist fight?
But, would you complete his portrait with the fine brush of your knuckles, is the question?JoyOfDrinking wrote: ↑Mon Mar 20, 2017 7:46 pmI would take George Washington, and he's my favorite President too. I don't care how obvious or cliche.
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Do you think that the Secret Service would investigate if one were to go into the hall of presidents (if it still exists) and attack the animatronic figures?
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Re: Which President would you most like to fist fight?
I would be more concerned about the animatronic presidents themselves being the attackers.Frankennietzsche wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2017 5:38 pmDo you think that the Secret Service would investigate if one were to go into the hall of presidents (if it still exists) and attack the animatronic figures?
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Ha!Badfellow wrote: ↑Wed Mar 22, 2017 11:54 amI would be more concerned about the animatronic presidents themselves being the attackers.Frankennietzsche wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2017 5:38 pmDo you think that the Secret Service would investigate if one were to go into the hall of presidents (if it still exists) and attack the animatronic figures?
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Firstly, I can't believe this hasn't been moved to NBR, secondly why has no one mentioned Hoover?
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