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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by Sammy » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:41 pm

I have never heard of Malort. But, if it is even more insidious than Unicum, I will pass. I'd rather drink donkey piss.

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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by Badfellow » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:13 am

ScottMcG wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:17 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:43 pm
I'm good for a shot
I knew you were in for it! Good fella!

Once I secure the malort, I'll be calling you over!


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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by Patchez » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:03 am

Badfellow wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:19 am
Malort is the wrath of Bacchus.

Just remember, mal = bad in Latin, and you shouldn't trust anyone or anything with bad in the name.
I'd trust Capt. Malcolm Reynolds.

He has mal in his name.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by Nausea » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:24 pm

Short-ish day at work. Had 4 PBRs at the bar -- pretty dead except for two old regulars.

Now, Kraken.

Soon: Kentucky Deluxe.

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Re: What are you drinking right now?

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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by Badfellow » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:01 pm

Official commercial for Jeppson's Malört.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by drunkin' Wisconsinite » Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:01 am

I've experienced Malort just one time and that was more than enough. After I swallowed the shot all I could think of was "well, these pants are going to just shit themselves ". The stuff is like having a gasoline soaked tire set on fire in your mouth. But hey, drink what you like!

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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by Badfellow » Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:13 am

We don't drink Malört because we like it. It's more like an ordeal we put ourselves though to let us know we're still alive.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by Badfellow » Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:14 am

Here's a guy who knows how to drink Malört.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by ScottMcG » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:07 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:14 am
Here's a guy who knows how to drink Malört.
After watching that, I can only conclude that Malort is not that bad. Now, I just need to find some.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by Patchez » Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:34 am

This shit is priceless.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by drunkin' Wisconsinite » Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:00 pm

Patchez wrote:
Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:34 am
This shit is priceless.
I'm surprised none of them threw up.
I have been thinking though that no true drunkard should deny themselves of the Malort experience - so drink up!

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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by calx » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:28 pm

ScottMcG wrote:
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calx wrote:
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I wanna get a bottle of Malort! Is it really that bad? :D
Until now, I had not heard of Malort. After a quick internet search, I got to get me some.
I heard about it from one of the articles on this website!!

https://drunkard.com/jeppsons-malort/
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by Patchez » Sat Feb 17, 2018 1:04 am

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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by oettinger » Sat Feb 17, 2018 7:24 am

Bum Malort 15/15.

That video was funny, I have to try this now!

And how come the two british guys are far and between the most ga... gaining one`s?
Everything under a gallon I don`t even want to swallow. J-AssFellow
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