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Q: How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Hippies screw in VW vans.
A: Hippies screw in VW vans.
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A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "hey, buddy, we don't serve your kind here."
So the string goes outside, tussles his ends and ties himself up as a disguise, and walks back into the bar to order a drink.
The bartender asks "Hey, pal. Are you the string that was just in here?"
To which the piece of string replies "Um, I'm a frayed knot!"
Yeah, fuck you too.
So the string goes outside, tussles his ends and ties himself up as a disguise, and walks back into the bar to order a drink.
The bartender asks "Hey, pal. Are you the string that was just in here?"
To which the piece of string replies "Um, I'm a frayed knot!"
Yeah, fuck you too.
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What do hookers and Subway Sandwich workers have in common?
Both would be unnecessary if a wife had done her fucking job.
Both would be unnecessary if a wife had done her fucking job.
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Ha! Good one P.
That`s why you always... eh ok that would too stupid
That`s why you always... eh ok that would too stupid
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I ran into a Mexican magician today and he said "Watch my vanishing act!" I was skeptical but he said "Uno...dos...!" And then he disappeared without a tres. :|
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Badfellow wrote: ↑Mon May 21, 2018 11:04 amA piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "hey, buddy, we don't serve your kind here."
So the string goes outside, tussles his ends and ties himself up as a disguise, and walks back into the bar to order a drink.
The bartender asks "Hey, pal. Are you the string that was just in here?"
To which the piece of string replies "Um, I'm a frayed knot!"
That's a crappy joke.
Yeah, fuck you too.
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Why don't they hire Mexicans to work at Cape Canaveral?
Because whenever they say it's time for launch they all go out and get tacos!
Because whenever they say it's time for launch they all go out and get tacos!
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Why do gringos always get the shits?
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Too much Barium and Strontium in the chemtrails? :|
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I can see those unmarked helicopters.
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What does a redneck say when she's losing her verginity?
"Pa, yer crushin my smokes!"
"Pa, yer crushin my smokes!"
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Stole this gem from a sports forum:
A vegan, a crossfitter, and an atheist walk into a bar...the only reason I know this is because they had to tell everybody what they were as soon as they walked in.
A vegan, a crossfitter, and an atheist walk into a bar...the only reason I know this is because they had to tell everybody what they were as soon as they walked in.
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