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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Badfellow » Fri Oct 19, 2018 4:37 pm

Her Walter Sobchak pillow never gets a shabas. Never.
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Oct 19, 2018 7:27 pm

At least my pillows aren't covered in miscellaneous stains like the singular pillow you have, BF. What's on it today? Crustified hollandaise sauce? :D
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Badfellow » Fri Oct 19, 2018 7:44 pm

Pillow Stain Analysis

97.6% My Pillow
2.4% Argan Oil
1.42% Questionable Substances
0.23% Wupperdorfium
0.18 % Long, Hawaiian hairs
0.001% Bearnaise sauce
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Oct 19, 2018 7:51 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:45 pm
Nausea wrote:
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She is on a mission to cockblock human-to-robot phuckings in order to keep the true, superior race "pure." Damn Nazi.

I just want me a robot baby. *Cries into a periwinkle blue pillow*
Your pillow is periwinkle? I figured you would at least have "Hanna Montana" or something more exciting. Maybe that's why you can't score with any bots. Don't don't get "Transformers" bedsheets though. It's just a little too on the nose.
Geez we should change the name of this thread to "Stained pillows and bed sheets". I guess that is indeed, the true spirit of the ways of artful living.
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Patchez » Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:45 am

Did someone say pillow?
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by oettinger » Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:20 am

Badfellow wrote:
Fri Oct 19, 2018 7:44 pm
Pillow Stain Analysis

97.6% My Pillow
2.4% Argan Oil
1.42% Questionable Substances
0.23% Wupperdorfium
0.18 % Long, Hawaiian hairs
0.001% Bearnaise sauce
Not true, I left a hot load of 20% bearnaise sauce in it


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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:29 am

^ ^ ^
Yeah and about 62% of what was there was Questionable Substances so don't even pretend, BF.
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by oettinger » Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:58 am

100% percent proof say don`t ask when pregnant with a six pack
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Badfellow » Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:07 am

A little known fact, she is a virtuoso on the three string ukulele, and the more she drinks, the louder she plays. Her favorite tunes? Covers by Gotye and Guns n' Roses.
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Badfellow » Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:32 pm

oettinger wrote:
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100% percent proof say don`t ask when pregnant with a six pack
Congratulations, dad!

Word on the street is that Arty D is preggos with a perfect, beautiful pair of your German flipper babies! Yes, it seems sufficient quantities of bumwine can indeed mutate your DNA, producing a new generation of human/neanderthal hybrids capable of swimming in pure alcohol, hence the flippers.
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Re: The ways of Artful living

Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:30 am

Well if I did get preggos it was conceived on your pillowless and stainy pizza bedspread which coincidentally also has pizza crumbs sprinkled upon it. At least that neanderthal mutant flipper baby hybrid will be the Optimus Prime of drunks with these magnificent drunkard "genes".
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