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Re: little known facts about Oettinger

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:13 am

Nausea wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:51 am
Wow that looks terrible. It reminds me of the scene in Star Wars where Luke slices open that animal-llama-thingy to sleep inside for warmth.
The insides of the llama thingy would be much more appetizing.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger

Post by Badfellow » Sun Apr 14, 2019 10:41 am

Hey, I saw something nearly identical on the sidewalk last night!

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They say Rambo can eat things that'll make a billygoat puke... doubt he'd touch that with a ten foot chopstick.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Apr 14, 2019 10:57 am

And he wonders why he has chronic Drunkarrea©
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger

Post by scream ale » Sun Apr 14, 2019 11:50 am

That is one epic mess. I thought I could make a concoction. Dude wins hands down.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger

Post by oettinger » Sun Apr 14, 2019 3:00 pm

Thasts braindead menue, wash down with 2 dollar vodka lemos
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger

Post by mistah willies » Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:57 pm

He gets vertigo from being so tall,
but his apple bottom is his ballast

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Re: little known facts about Oettinger

Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri May 10, 2019 9:37 am

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Give the ladies, even the fake ones some breathing room. Oett still hasn't found his next ex.
Challenge accepted!
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger

Post by One for the Frog » Fri May 10, 2019 11:25 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
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He gets out of the shower to pee
BWAHHHAHA I didn't know that

I wonder if I will answer every post in this thread, but I think I've already figured out the answer.

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Re: little known facts about Oettinger

Post by mistah willies » Fri May 10, 2019 7:28 pm

I've seen him smoke a vodka with lemon and drink a cigarette.
Not many can do this.

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Re: little known facts about Oettinger

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat May 11, 2019 12:54 am

Moved this post from YKYDW thread due to relevancy but...
YKYDW...Not only do you meet a fellow MDM drunkard in Vegas for the first time, you marry 8 months later.

little known facts about married life with oettinger via a valid source, Mrs. oettinger:

* You realize now that the weekend in Vegas was your honeymoon.
* You name your "new addition" fur child (a tiny asshole Pomeranian) "Rambo".
* Your dinners always seemingly consists of random casserole concoctions.
* Skyping with fellow drunkards is considered a date night.
* You name your house plants after Guns n' Roses band members.
* Watching the Terminator movies back to back is considered foreplay.
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