little known facts about Oettinger

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Re: little known facts about Oettinger

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:13 am

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Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:51 am
Wow that looks terrible. It reminds me of the scene in Star Wars where Luke slices open that animal-llama-thingy to sleep inside for warmth.
The insides of the llama thingy would be much more appetizing.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger

Post by Badfellow » Sun Apr 14, 2019 10:41 am

Hey, I saw something nearly identical on the sidewalk last night!

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They say Rambo can eat things that'll make a billygoat puke... doubt he'd touch that with a ten foot chopstick.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Apr 14, 2019 10:57 am

And he wonders why he has chronic Drunkarrea©
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger

Post by scream ale » Sun Apr 14, 2019 11:50 am

That is one epic mess. I thought I could make a concoction. Dude wins hands down.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger

Post by oettinger » Sun Apr 14, 2019 3:00 pm

Thasts braindead menue, wash down with 2 dollar vodka lemos
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger

Post by mistah willies » Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:57 pm

He gets vertigo from being so tall,
but his apple bottom is his ballast

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