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Re: Weird Stuff

Post by mistah willies » Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:33 pm

This isn't for the PWOB section because it's news that hasn't happened, yet.

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Re: Weird Stuff

Post by oettinger » Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:29 pm

mistah willies wrote:
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This isn't for the PWOB section because it's news that hasn't happened, yet.
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PWOB, what does that mean?
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Weird Stuff

Post by mistah willies » Sat Jan 19, 2019 4:09 pm

oettinger wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:29 pm
mistah willies wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:33 pm
This isn't for the PWOB section because it's news that hasn't happened, yet.
Fat Pie always rocks W.
PWOB, what does that mean?
Politics and some other shit thread.

Hey, how come all you bastards don't answer your Skype all day?

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Re: Weird Stuff

Post by oettinger » Sat Jan 19, 2019 5:07 pm

mistah willies wrote:
Sat Jan 19, 2019 4:09 pm
oettinger wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:29 pm
mistah willies wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:33 pm
This isn't for the PWOB section because it's news that hasn't happened, yet.
Fat Pie always rocks W.
PWOB, what does that mean?
Politics and some other shit thread.

Hey, how come all you bastards don't answer your Skype all day?
Sex and darts
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Weird Stuff

Post by scream ale » Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:38 am

oettinger wrote:
Sat Jan 19, 2019 5:07 pm

Sex and darts
At the same time?

That is an impressive feat.
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Re: Weird Stuff

Post by mistah willies » Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:30 am

oettinger wrote:
Sat Jan 19, 2019 5:07 pm
mistah willies wrote:
Sat Jan 19, 2019 4:09 pm
oettinger wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:29 pm


Fat Pie always rocks W.
PWOB, what does that mean?
Politics and some other shit thread.

Hey, how come all you bastards don't answer your Skype all day?
Sex and darts
Sex farts? Wha?

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Re: Weird Stuff

Post by Dear Booze » Thu May 30, 2019 10:58 pm

Arnold Schwarzenegger got drop kicked in South Africa by a guy who screamed that he needs a Lamborghini.

https://youtu.be/hh6DmEUXh5g
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Re: Weird Stuff

Post by Nausea » Fri May 31, 2019 2:24 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 10:58 pm
Arnold Schwarzenegger got drop kicked in South Africa by a guy who screamed that he needs a Lamborghini.

https://youtu.be/hh6DmEUXh5g
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Re: Confusing Stuff

Post by Artful Drunktective » Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:38 am

Why is it in movies that when women cry during a discussion or fight, afterwards to escape the situation they run off hysterically? Does that really happen, the dramatic run? Never seen a man do it. Can't ya just be dignified and calmly walk away? I'd at least rather throw a liquor bottle through a window or headbutt something. Make a bad ass exit instead.
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Re: Confusing Stuff

Post by Nausea » Thu Jul 11, 2019 2:37 pm

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Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:38 am
I'd at least rather throw a liquor bottle through a window or headbutt something. Make a bad ass exit instead.
Or you could pop a squat and shit out a dinosaur egg. Keep it confusing.
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Re: Weird Stuff

Post by Badfellow » Fri Jul 12, 2019 8:31 am

Nausea wrote:
Thu Jul 11, 2019 2:37 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:38 am
I'd at least rather throw a liquor bottle through a window or headbutt something. Make a bad ass exit instead.
Or you could pop a squat and shit out a dinosaur egg. Keep it confusing.
Think I saw that movie. Or maybe it was a scene from my rewrite of everything that was wrong with Jurassic Park. The liquor, drugs and slow decline into madness can be a bit confusing at times.
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Re: Confusing Stuff

Post by Dear Booze » Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:04 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:38 am
Why is it in movies that when women cry during a discussion or fight, afterwards to escape the situation they run off hysterically? Does that really happen, the dramatic run? Never seen a man do it. Can't ya just be dignified and calmly walk away? I'd at least rather throw a liquor bottle through a window or headbutt something. Make a bad ass exit instead.
From my own experience, arguments with old girlfriends never ended with someone running away. It was always something more along the lines of what AD described. One girl took her shoe off and threw it at my head. Another one knocked on my door a couple days later and then punched me when I answered.
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Re: Confusing Stuff

Post by oettinger » Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:09 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:04 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:38 am
Why is it in movies that when women cry during a discussion or fight, afterwards to escape the situation they run off hysterically? Does that really happen, the dramatic run? Never seen a man do it. Can't ya just be dignified and calmly walk away? I'd at least rather throw a liquor bottle through a window or headbutt something. Make a bad ass exit instead.
From my own experience, arguments with old girlfriends never ended with someone running away. It was always something more along the lines of what AD described. One girl took her shoe off and threw it at my head. Another one knocked on my door a couple days later and then punched me when I answered.
Only have one ex at one time. That you didn`t know this yet pissses me off
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Confusing Stuff

Post by Dear Booze » Fri Jul 12, 2019 8:27 pm

oettinger wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:09 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:04 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:38 am
Why is it in movies that when women cry during a discussion or fight, afterwards to escape the situation they run off hysterically? Does that really happen, the dramatic run? Never seen a man do it. Can't ya just be dignified and calmly walk away? I'd at least rather throw a liquor bottle through a window or headbutt something. Make a bad ass exit instead.
From my own experience, arguments with old girlfriends never ended with someone running away. It was always something more along the lines of what AD described. One girl took her shoe off and threw it at my head. Another one knocked on my door a couple days later and then punched me when I answered.
Only have one ex at one time. That you didn`t know this yet pissses me off
Ha! These two things happened about three years apart.

"knocked on my door a couple days later" meant a couple days after a breakup argument, not after the shoe thing. Totally unrelated.
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Re: Weird Stuff

Post by Badfellow » Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:26 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 8:27 pm
oettinger wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:09 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:04 pm
From my own experience, arguments with old girlfriends never ended with someone running away. It was always something more along the lines of what AD described. One girl took her shoe off and threw it at my head. Another one knocked on my door a couple days later and then punched me when I answered.
Only have one ex at one time. That you didn`t know this yet pissses me off
Ha! These two things happened about three years apart.

"knocked on my door a couple days later" meant a couple days after a breakup argument, not after the shoe thing. Totally unrelated.
Sounds like you've pissed off a lot of ex's.

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