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Re: Random shit

Post by oettinger » Sat Aug 10, 2019 3:57 pm

Nausea wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 3:45 pm
uncomfortable.
????

Damn it was supposed to give you seizures of the worst kind
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Random shit

Post by oettinger » Sat Aug 10, 2019 3:58 pm

You`re immune
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Re: Random shit

Post by Nausea » Sat Aug 10, 2019 4:00 pm

I've had a seizure before. Took too many amphetamines. It was a wild experience, but not too bad.

A repetitive glitch in consciousness is what it felt like.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Re: Random shit

Post by oettinger » Sat Aug 10, 2019 4:23 pm

Oh, ok. I`m a pussy I`´ll never do drugs in unhealthy quantities again. Wewewewewewew

I`ll only shoot up H on christmas with family. Otherwise: fuck me.

Crack on easter

Meth: On Thanks Mething

PCP: Going strong right now, bugs everywhere...

Edit: Amphetamines are the most bitter substance I`ve ever tasted. And I`ve seen people dropping it into their beer. Yuck. I did it once, never again.

Drop into the beer I meant
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Re: Random shit

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Aug 11, 2019 1:15 am

Although I have a disdain for cliché signs hanging in people's homes (Shit we Hate thread), it's fun to imagine what signs could be hanging up in fellow drunkards homes. Here are a few but by all means- this is only speculation!

Also it's time to 'fess up. Which one of you drunks has the ultimate cliché - a "Tiki Bar" sign?!
My money is on Lush City or Dear Booze. Most definitely somebody in California.


Patchez:
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Sammy:
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Willies:
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Lush City:
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Rye & Coke:
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Scream Ale: (HA!)
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Savage:
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Nausea:
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Thirsty Drunk:
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Hugh:
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Badfellow:
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Oettinger:
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Dear Booze:
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Re: Random shit

Post by oettinger » Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:34 am

Excellent post AD. They all fit perfectly.

Btw Am I balding in that sign? Do people notice????
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Re: Random shit

Post by Artful Drunktective » Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:25 am

^ ^ ^Sorry I forgot to include Jimmy Lester's sign in the mix.

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Re: Random shit

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:26 pm

So you think I have a picture of myself on my wall? Not bloody likely. I do have a few tapestries that make my living room look like a cave, a couple street signs that blew in my yard in the tornado, and a hand written note on my fridge (in memory of HST) that reads
NEVER CALL 911 EVER! THIS MEANS YOU!
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: Random shit

Post by Artful Drunktective » Wed Aug 14, 2019 2:10 am

^ ^ ^Yeah I do. Someone who takes the time to superimpose a pic of themselves on poster... I would imagine they probably have it on the wall somewhere. I know I do.
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Re: Random shit

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Wed Aug 14, 2019 5:33 am

That av was gifted to me by a great drunkard, ChimneyFish. That was back in the days when I was popular on this board and people thought I was funny. I ain't no good at no photoshops or nuthin.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: Random shit

Post by Badfellow » Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:29 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 5:33 am
That was back in the days when I was popular on this board and people thought I was funny.

But you are funny............................... looking.

Besides, did you know Lao Tzu lived his years in purposeful obscurity and welcomed being an unknown? He felt that fame was poison. I tend to mostly agree despite the fact that he is now arguably the most famous of Chinese philosophers.

C'mon Thirsty. You're like that fucked up uncle (not the molester one) that shows up every once in a while to raise hell and pour rotgut down our throats.

Or maybe more like the masculine, less aged form of the Dabbin Granny.
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Re: Random shit

Post by Badfellow » Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:30 pm

By the way, AD, a very thoughtful collection of signs you assembled there.
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Re: Random shit

Post by scream ale » Wed Aug 14, 2019 6:18 pm

That is quite the collection. I'm actually guilty of having a dumb sign in my house. It has a guy holding up a glass of beer and says "Beer - it's what's for dinner".
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Re: Random shit

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Aug 18, 2019 6:01 pm

Don't google "Hot dog eating mask".
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Re: Random shit

Post by mistah willies » Mon Aug 19, 2019 1:17 am

Badfellow wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:30 pm
By the way, AD, a very thoughtful collection of signs you assembled there.
Agreed.

scream ale wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 6:18 pm
That is quite the collection. I'm actually guilty of having a dumb sign in my house. It has a guy holding up a glass of beer and says "Beer - it's what's for dinner".
Saw one over a kitchen sink all weekend: "A man must believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."

That's a classic huh

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