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Badfellow wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 4:50 pm
ThirstyBirdy wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 4:26 pm
Gay.
Have you told your wife yet?
Told her i quoted a deleted post man
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You're too quick for me.
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Lol np man
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Yeah yeah yeah, Badfellow, goddammit take that fuckin anonymoose mask and parka off! I nkow that it gets warm up there, dick. So anyway, Im;a go off for a few lines and, for anyone that doesn't recognize me, that's cool. The MDM saloon doors swing slow and wide, so it's glad to be back and meet you new fellow drunkards.

Physical update: shit. broke my fibula a week before starting a job at where? anybody? Yep, an orthopedic hospital. Now, the fibula is the little ''toothpick' bone that rides behind the big dog (the tibia). This was like straight-up cartoon shit. Scene: Mama Goose and I are watching netflix on a saturday night, daughter goose spending the night at a friend's house. 'round 11:30p I throw in the towel and tell the wifey I'm going to bed. She says she's going to stay up a little while longer, enjoy a few more adult beverages and then come to bed.

Fast > BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM! I'm woken by slams on the front door. THe dogs are going apeshit, barking for all they're worth. BAM BAM BAM! I throw on some jeans while trying to run my ass through the family room, trip on our daughter's cello case lying straight up in my path to the front door. I land a little funky on my right leg but I don't think anyting's wrong as I didn't land on my ass. Dogs still barking like it's canine judgement day, I open the door.

Pizza.

Wife forgets to notify me that she's ordered pizza before passing out on the couch.

It's late and I got more of them. I just wanted to say hey to all of you quality drunkards.
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greygoose1 wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:00 pm
Yeah yeah yeah, Badfellow, goddammit take that fuckin anonymoose mask and parka off! I nkow that it gets warm up there, dick. So anyway, Im;a go off for a few lines and, for anyone that doesn't recognize me, that's cool. The MDM saloon doors swing slow and wide, so it's glad to be back and meet you new fellow drunkards.

Physical update: shit. broke my fibula a week before starting a job at where? anybody? Yep, an orthopedic hospital. Now, the fibula is the little ''toothpick' bone that rides behind the big dog (the tibia). This was like straight-up cartoon shit. Scene: Mama Goose and I are watching netflix on a saturday night, daughter goose spending the night at a friend's house. 'round 11:30p I throw in the towel and tell the wifey I'm going to bed. She says she's going to stay up a little while longer, enjoy a few more adult beverages and then come to bed.

Fast > BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM! I'm woken by slams on the front door. THe dogs are going apeshit, barking for all they're worth. BAM BAM BAM! I throw on some jeans while trying to run my ass through the family room, trip on our daughter's cello case lying straight up in my path to the front door. I land a little funky on my right leg but I don't think anyting's wrong as I didn't land on my ass. Dogs still barking like it's canine judgement day, I open the door.

Pizza.

Wife forgets to notify me that she's ordered pizza before passing out on the couch.

It's late and I got more of them. I just wanted to say hey to all of you quality drunkards.
Welcome back Goose! Sorry to hear about the busted flipper or webed foot or whatever. Heal well.
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greygoose1 wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:00 pm
Yeah yeah yeah, Badfellow, goddammit take that fuckin anonymoose mask and parka off! I nkow that it gets warm up there, dick. So anyway, Im;a go off for a few lines and, for anyone that doesn't recognize me, that's cool. The MDM saloon doors swing slow and wide, so it's glad to be back and meet you new fellow drunkards.

Physical update: shit. broke my fibula a week before starting a job at where? anybody? Yep, an orthopedic hospital. Now, the fibula is the little ''toothpick' bone that rides behind the big dog (the tibia). This was like straight-up cartoon shit. Scene: Mama Goose and I are watching netflix on a saturday night, daughter goose spending the night at a friend's house. 'round 11:30p I throw in the towel and tell the wifey I'm going to bed. She says she's going to stay up a little while longer, enjoy a few more adult beverages and then come to bed.

Fast > BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM! I'm woken by slams on the front door. THe dogs are going apeshit, barking for all they're worth. BAM BAM BAM! I throw on some jeans while trying to run my ass through the family room, trip on our daughter's cello case lying straight up in my path to the front door. I land a little funky on my right leg but I don't think anyting's wrong as I didn't land on my ass. Dogs still barking like it's canine judgement day, I open the door.

Pizza.

Wife forgets to notify me that she's ordered pizza before passing out on the couch.

It's late and I got more of them. I just wanted to say hey to all of you quality drunkards.
Goddamn, it sucks how easy it is to break something as time goes on. And damn if it didn't have to happen on a free night, I can sympathize.

At least you were properly insulated from the pain thanks to the booze.
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greygoose1 wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:00 pm
Yeah yeah yeah, Badfellow, goddammit take that fuckin anonymoose mask and parka off!
I'll take off the mask if you promise to stop drinking your wife's Zima.
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Badfellow wrote:
Wed Nov 13, 2019 4:15 pm
greygoose1 wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:00 pm
Yeah yeah yeah, Badfellow, goddammit take that fuckin anonymoose mask and parka off!
I'll take off the mask if you promise to stop drinking your wife's Zima.
Eerily enough; underneath the mask, dude looks exactly like that. But with a tan.
Also, it's all bulging biceps beneath the parka. He wears it to not frighten the ladies with all the veins.

*hint: Skype reveals way too much*

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greygoose1 wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:00 pm
Yeah yeah yeah, Badfellow, goddammit take that fuckin anonymoose mask and parka off! I nkow that it gets warm up there, dick. So anyway, Im;a go off for a few lines and, for anyone that doesn't recognize me, that's cool. The MDM saloon doors swing slow and wide, so it's glad to be back and meet you new fellow drunkards.

Physical update: shit. broke my fibula a week before starting a job at where? anybody? Yep, an orthopedic hospital. Now, the fibula is the little ''toothpick' bone that rides behind the big dog (the tibia). This was like straight-up cartoon shit. Scene: Mama Goose and I are watching netflix on a saturday night, daughter goose spending the night at a friend's house. 'round 11:30p I throw in the towel and tell the wifey I'm going to bed. She says she's going to stay up a little while longer, enjoy a few more adult beverages and then come to bed.

Fast > BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM! I'm woken by slams on the front door. THe dogs are going apeshit, barking for all they're worth. BAM BAM BAM! I throw on some jeans while trying to run my ass through the family room, trip on our daughter's cello case lying straight up in my path to the front door. I land a little funky on my right leg but I don't think anyting's wrong as I didn't land on my ass. Dogs still barking like it's canine judgement day, I open the door.

Pizza.

Wife forgets to notify me that she's ordered pizza before passing out on the couch.

It's late and I got more of them. I just wanted to say hey to all of you quality drunkards.
It's great to read your posts again. Sorry for your accident. Hopefully you can add to this forum more often without injury.
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greygoose1 wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:00 pm

Pizza.

Wife forgets to notify me that she's ordered pizza before passing out on the couch.
Hopefully you ate the whole pizza so she learned her lesson.
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I must have some booze".


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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Nov 17, 2019 5:38 am
greygoose1 wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:00 pm

Pizza.

Wife forgets to notify me that she's ordered pizza before passing out on the couch.
Hopefully you ate the whole pizza so she learned her lesson.
That's the shite enna the stick! she ordered half-way descent toppings and the 'jardinerre' shit all over it. look up jardienere and it's damn disgustipating and allsolutely ruins a dam pizza.

Anyway, a physical progress update. Just got a total hip replacemet 10/31 (google that shit and you will not want one). went to see the ortho surgreon for follow-up this past Friday and he says 'dam, everthing looks good; just dont' overdo anything and I'lll see you in month'. So I'm thinking awesome, and then i'mtrying to put some damn laundry away that same night, and I had to rotate my right knee (same leg that I got the hip repllacement on) to pick up a pair of socks and I hear this POP. this is the same POP that I heard from my left knee a few years back. So all have to say is, thank you for fermenation and distallation. This POP reveals a mofo ACL tear, which I 'll comfirm tomorrow. Cheers to you, drunkards. Cheers to you!
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I need a liver transplant, mine popped too
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greygoose1 wrote:
Sun Nov 17, 2019 6:12 pm
This POP reveals a mofo ACL tear, which I 'll comfirm tomorrow. Cheers to you, drunkards. Cheers to you!
Yo B, you be illin'. It's part of getting older slowly dying. For all of us. I feel for you, hermano.

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Rev. Tokebias Drunkadiah Badfellow wrote:Drink thee away the pain. Heal thy torn cuffs and thy cartilage by velvet antler shed of elk and thou most holy of pain killers, the Goddess Ethylhotep. May the Great P'chaah, the Dude and Old Dirty Bastard watch over you.

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God damn, I need another drink. Round of Old Crow on the rocks for all the lads here, and make them doubles.

and, uh, put it on willies tab, he said it was okay.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Nov 17, 2019 5:38 am
greygoose1 wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:00 pm

Pizza.

Wife forgets to notify me that she's ordered pizza before passing out on the couch.
Hopefully you ate the whole pizza so she learned her lesson.
Heres to this.

The bartender and the off-duty kitchen guy ordered two pizzas on Sunday. I was getting sorta weak pours on my G&Ts, so threw in a couple bucks, and pounded down more than my fair share of pizza.

And then the bartender forced an extra slice on me, saying "C'mon man, don't lie and say you don't want it".

I think he caught onto my game, and was just fucking with me! I ate it, and started getting strong pours! Over-filled stomach, but the hooch helped.

I don't know where I was going with that. Oh yea, he learned his lesson, and atoned for it with one more slice and good pours.
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