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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by Badfellow » Mon Jan 13, 2020 7:03 pm

Tequila and cranberry juice. Surprisingly good in all the best places. But, they don't grow a whole lot of cranberries down in cartel country, so the drink doesn't have a name, or at least a name of which I am aware.

Sangre de Satantastic, perhaps.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by Bluto » Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:16 pm

Cheap vodak.

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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by Patchez » Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:16 pm

Nausea wrote:
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That may be the best Islay dram available at a reasonable price.
I wish it was still the $60 bottle I paid for in 2007.
Still find it for that on sale sometimes. Usually 70 buck range though.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by Patchez » Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:19 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 7:03 pm
Tequila and cranberry juice. Surprisingly good in all the best places. But, they don't grow a whole lot of cranberries down in cartel country, so the drink doesn't have a name, or at least a name of which I am aware.

Sangre de Satantastic, perhaps.
Fuck cranberry anything. The cranberry industry is killing bog dolphins by the truckload.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by Another Tipsy Sailor » Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:45 pm

Gin and Campari and soda. Also called an Americano, not to be confused with the espresso drink of the same name.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by Another Tipsy Sailor » Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:43 am

Gin. Just gin. No beer. No mixers. No ice. It's what's handy before the next round of godawful life kicks in when I wake up stupid early for another round of doctors and such.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by Badfellow » Wed Jan 15, 2020 5:09 pm

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Gin. Just gin. No beer. No mixers. No ice. It's what's handy before the next round of godawful life kicks in when I wake up stupid early for another round of doctors and such.
Slainte to you, fellow Drunkard. I hear gin has remarkable restorative properties in it's raw form.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by Badfellow » Wed Jan 15, 2020 5:13 pm

An Everclear screwdriver. It tastes like burn. And numbness.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by Nausea » Wed Jan 15, 2020 7:47 pm

WT 1001. It's 500% alcohol.

Take that, Everclear.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by Badfellow » Wed Jan 15, 2020 8:03 pm

And I said to myself: "Has all thy vodka and tequila went forth to the great graveyard of the stoned liver already?"

"Yes", answered Bob.

"Fine," said I, resigned to a fridge full of Hamm's, the beer refreshing, and the sleepless fate of getting up to piss like a bear in the woods every few hours of the clock.

"Ye of little faith," boomed the resounding voice of Bob.

"However do you mean, oh holy Blob?"

"It's Bob, for fuck sake. And I have not fucksaken you yet. For if you remember, a handle of 190 Everclear has been stashed by foresight in that place you call the cabinet. And it is good."

"But it burns, Blob," said I. "Oh, how it burns."

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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by Another Tipsy Sailor » Wed Jan 15, 2020 10:54 pm

Belching Beaver Peanut Butter Milk Stout. Hot damn that's one tasty beaver! This would make a magnificently bizarre boilermaker with a shot of Skrewball peanut butter whisky.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by Another Tipsy Sailor » Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:35 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Wed Jan 15, 2020 5:09 pm
Another Tipsy Sailor wrote:
Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:43 am
Gin. Just gin. No beer. No mixers. No ice. It's what's handy before the next round of godawful life kicks in when I wake up stupid early for another round of doctors and such.
Slainte to you, fellow Drunkard. I hear gin has remarkable restorative properties in it's raw form.
It appears so. When I saw the doctor today he was (apparently) impressed and cracked a joke to he nurse that Hugh Jackman played me in the movies. Then he told me he was talking about Wolverine. Because maybe I thought he meant PT Barnum?
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The second best thing about a shot of Malört is the face the bartender makes when you order it.

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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by scream ale » Thu Jan 16, 2020 5:04 pm

Sipping Evan Williams black label. Cheers and happy almost Friday.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by Nausea » Thu Jan 16, 2020 8:57 pm

^ Welcome aboard you fancy bastard!

I assume you meant Three Floyd's Gumballhead. Had this one myself not too long ago.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Post by Bluto » Thu Jan 16, 2020 10:12 pm

Johnie Walker gold label. I’m gettin fancy on someone else’s dime.

Of course, this is only because the decanter of Kirkland was almost empty and some tried to fill it by grabbing what he thought was Scotch but wasn’t paying attention and poured several measures of vodka into the decanter.

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