Random shit

[Dirty Diamond Lou]

I give to you... The Man

[Lush City]

Disgusting, right?!

I couldn't get very far till I decided I didn't want to read this, so I don't know. It probably was disgusting.

[Artful Drunktective]

Those albums combined are responsible for so many babies being made, they're like the fucking Genghis Khan of the western world - 1 in every 200 humans has their DNA.

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!

[Artful Drunktective]

[Artful Drunktective]

[Artful Drunktective]

How to hike properly:

[Artful Drunktective]

Grandma Owens rocks! Kevin better get some of the cut for his troubles.

[Badfellow]

Grandma Owens is most definitely gonna need that BC Headache Powder after slugging a fifth of Black Velvet. It ain't black and it ain't velvet.

[Nausea]

This seems more like a clever Kevin. Nice handwriting, Kevin.

Not sure why the fuck anyone would want pig feet, though -- some things in life are beyond me.

[Artful Drunktective]

Samuel L., only 'cause he's the most fitting.

[ThirstyDrunk]

I'm going outside the choices - Sam Elliott

[scream ale]

Nick Nolte.
Unless we can bring Harry Dean Stanton back from the grave.

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ Those are both great!! Aw man it's hard for me to think of someone if there's no multiple choice but I will mull over it. Probably someone like Rosie Perez.

Anyone got any funny suggestions for oettinger? Like someone way off with a Spanish accent like Antonio Banderas narrating about drunkarreah, haha!

[Patchez]

Nick Nolte.
Unless we can bring Harry Dean Stanton back from the grave.

If we are bringing back the dead to narrate it There can be only one choice. Alan fucking Rickman.

[Badfellow]

Oettinger's life story narrator? That would be Rainier Wolfcastle from the Simpsons. Here's a few more...


Patchez- Denver Pyle

AD- Peri Gilpin

Dear Booze- Phil Hartman

Scream Ale- Wilford Brimley

Lush City- Charles Nelson Reilly

Thirsty Drunk- Bobcat Goldthwait

Mistah Willies- Rowdy Roddy Piper

Nausea- Charles Manson

OldSmartSkunk- Andrew Dice Clay