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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Sep 14, 2020 5:08 am
Ok we did Batman the other day so now it's the ladies' time to represent. Who was the best Catwoman? My vote for now is for Newmar although I never saw the Eartha Kitt version and she seems pretty bad ass... Any thoughts from you drunkards?

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Although I loved the Michele Pfeiffer role I've got to go with Julie Newmar.
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Number three is frightening. Seriously, I'm sleeping with the light on tonight.
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scream ale wrote:
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Number three is frightening. Seriously, I'm sleeping with the light on tonight.
While number 6 is taking a dumb in your flowers
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Michelle Pfeiffer is the hottest one by far.

I like that sort of dangerous "she might cut your dick off during sex" hotness.

Anne Hathaway is just annoying.
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If you really want to know, I'm so fucked up right now suddenly I'm having a strong attraction to my Sealy Posturepdic with some real face time! Cheers!
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One corner of the crumbling pit of misery where I work smells like a fart. Just the one corner near the loading dock. I suspect it could be the ghosts of my numerous ass rippings gaining strength as we approach Halloween.
But yeah, I'm being haunted ghost farts. I hope that's random enough.
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scream ale wrote:
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One corner of the crumbling pit of misery where I work smells like a fart. Just the one corner near the loading dock. I suspect it could be the ghosts of my numerous ass rippings gaining strength as we approach Halloween.
But yeah, I'm being haunted ghost farts. I hope that's random enough.
We were visiting some medieval german village on the rhine river recently. It was all cozy and small and there were all these nice looking restaurants. One of which had the smell of rotten sewage all over the place
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Sep 25, 2020 9:40 am
scream ale wrote:
Thu Sep 24, 2020 9:31 am
One corner of the crumbling pit of misery where I work smells like a fart. Just the one corner near the loading dock. I suspect it could be the ghosts of my numerous ass rippings gaining strength as we approach Halloween.
But yeah, I'm being haunted ghost farts. I hope that's random enough.
We were visiting some medieval german village on the rhine river recently. It was all cozy and small and there were all these nice looking restaurants. One of which had the smell of rotten sewage all over the place
Someone needs to call a roto rooter man today. Aren't there health inspectors going around logging all this stuff?
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why do i cry all the time

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