Random shit
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- Lush City
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If you really want to know, I'm so fucked up right now suddenly I'm having a strong attraction to my Sealy Posturepdic with some real face time! Cheers!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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One corner of the crumbling pit of misery where I work smells like a fart. Just the one corner near the loading dock. I suspect it could be the ghosts of my numerous ass rippings gaining strength as we approach Halloween.
But yeah, I'm being haunted ghost farts. I hope that's random enough.
But yeah, I'm being haunted ghost farts. I hope that's random enough.
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We were visiting some medieval german village on the rhine river recently. It was all cozy and small and there were all these nice looking restaurants. One of which had the smell of rotten sewage all over the placescream ale wrote: ↑Thu Sep 24, 2020 9:31 amOne corner of the crumbling pit of misery where I work smells like a fart. Just the one corner near the loading dock. I suspect it could be the ghosts of my numerous ass rippings gaining strength as we approach Halloween.
But yeah, I'm being haunted ghost farts. I hope that's random enough.
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Someone needs to call a roto rooter man today. Aren't there health inspectors going around logging all this stuff?oettinger wrote: ↑Fri Sep 25, 2020 9:40 amWe were visiting some medieval german village on the rhine river recently. It was all cozy and small and there were all these nice looking restaurants. One of which had the smell of rotten sewage all over the placescream ale wrote: ↑Thu Sep 24, 2020 9:31 amOne corner of the crumbling pit of misery where I work smells like a fart. Just the one corner near the loading dock. I suspect it could be the ghosts of my numerous ass rippings gaining strength as we approach Halloween.
But yeah, I'm being haunted ghost farts. I hope that's random enough.
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why do i cry all the time
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Okole maluna!
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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I was wondering where my beer was going.
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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What gives? Why doesn't he have to wear a mask?
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I always pee when I poop but rarely poop when I pee.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Good job on the monkey vids Lush.
You must have stalked Willies family for months right?
You must have stalked Willies family for months right?
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