YKYDW....

[Nausea]

At least he’s not bathing in the public urinal. Yet.

It's just water until you piss in it. The urinal cakes are great for scrubbing the arm pits and perineum.

[oettinger]

Through production, transportation and sale your drinking habit roughly feeds fifteen middle class families

[Nausea]

You wake up so dehydrated that your gums are bleeding.

[Nausea]

It takes about a third of a bottle to get you out of your daily hangover funk.

[Nausea]

You consider not drinking the whole bottle a failure.

[DrunkinEurope]

I always feel defeated when I fail to finish a bottle!

And YKYDW you accidentally, and inevitably, have a swig out of the bottle you use to piss in and think "damn it, the scoundrel at the store sold me watered-down booze"

[oettinger]

You wear a dogtag that reads your alcohol-group/drink of choice

[oettinger]

Your doctor tried his very best but it turned out to be impossible to give you a proper anal-exam with that bottle of pernot in the way

[Lush City]

You know you are drunk when you enter a room with a mirrored wall and take the wrong turn. Excuse me sir, you're standing in my way. Wait! that's me. Holy shit! The shame of it all!

[Merchant Seaman]

YKYDW

You can navigate through a dozen cities via bars

[Patchez]

You have trouble speaking your native tongue.

[oettinger]

In first grade your parents had to hire your own personal bartender beacause they couldn`t keep up with your drinking

[oettinger]

You got offered a scholarship in brewing by Miller brews aged ten

[oettinger]

Aged 18 you were the first person with a BAC over 0.500 that didn`t fly to the moon

[Nausea]

While slaying the rest of a bottle, you do weightlifting exercises with the runners-ups: shoulder press, bicep curl.

Remember to exhale.