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Re: Skype Sequiturs

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Oct 09, 2021 9:00 am
Dear Booze: I don't want a massage. I might fart or get a boner
Me: So just get a man masseuse instead
Dear Booze: That would be worse. I'd probably get both
Whaaat???
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Benito and his wife joking around on camera

Rye: We`re seeing british foreplay
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Rye n Coke giving me instructions on a whisky sour:

Pour half each of syrup and lemon juice.


After a quicke taste I said: We are doing whisky sour here, not whisky sweet



I mixed it into my vodka drink later on. That got me drunk
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Lush: A rye in martini?
Rest: We were talking about Patchez perfect Martini with "Rye n Coke"
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"NOW KICK HIM IN THE ASS!" -- Patchez
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There is no respect for the hearing impaired!
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Hugh: what the fuck are ytall doing on here this late shut the fuck up

BF: It’s morning, Hugh.
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^^ that made my day and I wasn't even there

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Oldsmartskunk: Sleeping is gay, passing out is manly
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"If anyone scares off our beloved Rayan and Coke, he's outta here!"

~ Artful Drunktective
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"I'm closing one eye because I'm seeing double." -- Rye & Coke.
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"A jihad isn't like a penis. You can't just pull it." -- Rye & Coke.
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Badfellow: When I was in Jamaica, there were a lot of hookers. There was this one girl who specialized in white cock...
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Oldsmartskunk: "my friend went to the casino. He came home without shoes, but with a bunch of money"
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I`ll train my dog on white socks only
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