Skype Sequiturs

[Lush City]

Dear Booze: I don't want a massage. I might fart or get a boner
Me: So just get a man masseuse instead
Dear Booze: That would be worse. I'd probably get both

Whaaat???

[oettinger]

Benito and his wife joking around on camera

Rye: We`re seeing british foreplay

[oettinger]

Rye n Coke giving me instructions on a whisky sour:

Pour half each of syrup and lemon juice.


After a quicke taste I said: We are doing whisky sour here, not whisky sweet



I mixed it into my vodka drink later on. That got me drunk

[oettinger]

Lush: A rye in martini?
Rest: We were talking about Patchez perfect Martini with "Rye n Coke"

[Nausea]

"NOW KICK HIM IN THE ASS!" -- Patchez

[Lush City]

There is no respect for the hearing impaired!

[oettinger]

Hugh: what the fuck are ytall doing on here this late shut the fuck up

BF: It’s morning, Hugh.

[scream ale]

^^ that made my day and I wasn't even there

[oettinger]

Oldsmartskunk: Sleeping is gay, passing out is manly

[Dear Booze]

"If anyone scares off our beloved Rayan and Coke, he's outta here!"

~ Artful Drunktective

[Nausea]

"I'm closing one eye because I'm seeing double." -- Rye & Coke.

[Nausea]

"A jihad isn't like a penis. You can't just pull it." -- Rye & Coke.

[oettinger]

Badfellow: When I was in Jamaica, there were a lot of hookers. There was this one girl who specialized in white cock...

[Dear Booze]

Oldsmartskunk: "my friend went to the casino. He came home without shoes, but with a bunch of money"

[oettinger]

I`ll train my dog on white socks only