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When seeing your blood samples. your doctor fainted, got pale and felll over on his back.
What killed him was your liver numbers
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Lush City wrote:
Mon Jan 17, 2022 1:01 am
You find this thread entertaining.
not anymore
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whiskeyprick wrote:
Thu Jan 27, 2022 1:40 am
Lush City wrote:
Mon Jan 17, 2022 1:01 am
You find this thread entertaining.
not anymore
WELP MAKE this thread GREAT AGAIN!
Okole maluna!

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you create a thread and complain about it doing well
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whiskeyprick wrote:
Thu Jan 27, 2022 1:40 am
Lush City wrote:
Mon Jan 17, 2022 1:01 am
You find this thread entertaining.
not anymore
Epic saltyness. Have drink, then have another one and... Enjoy!

I know i'm drunk when i'm starting to get sentimental about all the loves of my life

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oldsmartskunk wrote:
Sat Jan 29, 2022 2:25 pm


I know i'm drunk when i'm starting to get sentimental about all the loves of my life
I thought our brakeup was pretty clean cut and simple, why the tears now?
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whiskeyprick wrote:
Thu Jan 27, 2022 1:40 am
Lush City wrote:
Mon Jan 17, 2022 1:01 am
You find this thread entertaining.
not anymore
I will take you out back and slap you with a bottle of Malört until your morale improves!



oettinger wrote:
Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:52 pm
You realize ALF isn`t a real person, but why is that same dude acting in fucking star wars then?
What the fuck is it with Germans and ALF? You got to be blackout drunk to watch that bottom fodder.

Okay, here’s the backstory on ALF: a horny little alien squats in the home of an abnormally square American family and uses his Jedi mind tricks to corrupt and pervert the females in order to feed his greasy sex addiction. Not quite as fucked up in concept as the TV series Small Wonder but pretty close.
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I've tried to watch ALF. No amount of beer makes that show funny.

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You feel naked without a bottle of whiskey close by.
Bow to your sensei.

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Nausea wrote:
Wed Feb 02, 2022 4:26 pm
You feel naked without a bottle of whiskey close by.
You might also feel less naked if stopped wearing your leather chaps commando style.
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Badfellow wrote:
Wed Feb 02, 2022 4:44 pm
Nausea wrote:
Wed Feb 02, 2022 4:26 pm
You feel naked without a bottle of whiskey close by.
You might also feel less naked if stopped wearing your leather chaps commando style.
Now that would be a sight to see!

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Only $6.90 on my OnlyFans page.
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You get PDFs in an email from a fellow drunkard and have no recollection of what it is for until you pen them.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Jan 30, 2022 10:48 am
oldsmartskunk wrote:
Sat Jan 29, 2022 2:25 pm


I know i'm drunk when i'm starting to get sentimental about all the loves of my life
I thought our brakeup was pretty clean cut and simple, why the tears now?
We broke up ??? Damn , unexpected. Your wife was all in our relationship

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Alcohol companies inqurie about your signature on the MDM boards for advertising space
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