Deadpool

[whiskeyprick]

So I work with some sick fucks including the boys at bar next door. Hopeless gamblers and drunks ourselves, Is it wrong to start a pool on which one of our customers dies next, us included? Thinking about it, I realized I need to clean out my database, how many of my customers have died? Got very depressed after I counted the first dozen. So I started thinking about about the ones still alive, who saved themselves and/or moved away. I miss them too for they are no longer customers, still depressed. Even if I win the pool I will still be depressed.

[Savage]

I am sad to know how many of us have died. Despite inherited illnesses, I'm still standing, but so many have left us. I hope we can have a big drinking party in the afterlife, with music from our talented members, good food (I'll cook some stuff), and plenty of the elixir of the gods of your choice.

[whiskeyprick]

I am sad to know how many of us have died. Despite inherited illnesses, I'm still standing, but so many have left us. I hope we can have a big drinking party in the afterlife, with music from our talented members, good food (I'll cook some stuff), and plenty of the elixir of the gods of your choice.

it's even more depressing when you think about this board. The few I've met and drank with, some I never met, some became good fiends (Schmernie even came to my store once). After all I sell the poison we all love. Carry on.

[oettinger]

I`d start with finding out wich drink the recently deceased had shared. That will lead to new answers

[scream ale]

So the moral of the story is you drink fireball, you die?

[Badfellow]

What you prefer to drink says a lot about how you’ll probably die. For example:

Fireball… a fiery DUI car crash in a Pontiac Firebird or more likely a Pontiac Fiero.

Jäegermeister… choke to death on your own vomit at a Bjork concert.

PBR… you’ll probably die from being too hip.

Ten High Whiskey… drunk and alone, but definitely drunk.

Stoli Vodka… cyanide pill outside the US embassy in Moscow.

Ouzo… raped to death by horny Greeks.

Hard Mountain Dew… meth overdose.

Mescal… cartel gunfight in the Sonora desert.

[ThirstyDrunk]

What you prefer to drink says a lot about how you’ll probably die. For example:

Captain Morgan - keelhauled

Sailor Jerry - Hepatitis

Armagnac - sword duel

Old Overholt - Fall down, in the mud, get kicked, in the head, with an iron boot

[Badfellow]

MD 20/20… went under the wheels while hopping a freight train in Gary, Indiana

White Claw Hard Seltzer… sorority hazing ritual gone horribly awry with over 40m views on TikTok

TJD Tennessee Whiskey… COVID-19 due to complications from an infected mullet

The Macallan 18… shot to death behind the opera house while valiantly defending your wife from a mugger and your stupid kid saw the whole thing

Rumple Minz… decapitated by a Viking chic riding a polar bear

[whiskeyprick]

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Rumple Minz… decapitated by a Viking chic riding a polar bear
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I think that's PermaFrost

[Badfellow]

Everclear 190… spontaneous combustion.

Natural Ice… self inflicted methane poisoning from improperly ventilated trailer home.

Yukon Jack… chainsaw.

Southern Comfort… bit in the testicles by a cottonmouth while noodling for catfish in the swamp.

Kinky Vodka… death by snu-snu.

[Badfellow]

I think that's PermaFrost

Yukon Jack PermaFrost… ice sculpting chainsaw massacre at Arctic Man. Shot by Alaska State Troopers over 120 times before being put down.

Fixed it.

[Nausea]

Olde English 800 -- shot by local gang members and then bitch-slapped back to reality by the ghost of Tupac

Fireball -- obliterated by an asteroid hailing from the Milky Way's Center for Cosmic Justice

Crown Royal -- suffocated by Queen Elizabeth's special night time velvet undies

Kentucky Deluxe -- transcendence with Bacchus to the Holy Booze Nebula

[oettinger]

Olde English 800 -- shot by local gang members and then bitch-slapped back to reality by the ghost of Tupac

Fireball -- obliterated by an asteroid hailing from the Milky Way's Center for Cosmic Justice

Crown Royal -- suffocated by Queen Elizabeth's special night time velvet undies

Kentucky Deluxe -- transcendence with Bacchus to the Holy Booze Nebula

I`ll have the fireroyalenglishdeluxe - Justice being slapped by the queen`s dirty undies into nebula