Your local weather reports

[oettinger]

^^^ The Bills? In Germany? I understand the world loves an underdog but holy shit.

I just felt sorry for their fourpeat and really like The Naked Gun movies. Stuck with 'em now

[scream ale]

Winter is here. Fuck winter.

[Nausea]

It's been in the single digits in the morning here. I get to scrape the ice off my company vehicle every day.

[Badfellow]

-7 F here this morning with the first polar vortex of the season (aka The Arctic Blob). Colder still as the week progresses. Counteraction plan involves lots of liquor and firewood. Winter isn’t quite as cold if you can’t remember it.

[oettinger]

-7 F here this morning with the first polar vortex of the season (aka The Arctic Blob). Colder still as the week progresses. Counteraction plan involves lots of liquor and firewood. Winter isn’t quite as cold if you can’t remember it.

That`s what you get for building your town on the arctict ocean

[Badfellow]

That`s what you get for building your town on the arctict ocean

Not to insult your superb grasp of American geography, but I live in the vast interior where there is no such ocean to moderate the temperatures.

We’ve had 2 non-snowing days this past week. It was -18 F this morning. The truck wouldn’t start so I went back in the house for Irish coffee and stanky bong rips while I waited for the battery to charge. Fuck, I even watched an episode of The Family Feud.

Meanwhile, at the Club 74 Bar in Ashby they’ve got an amazing freestyle piss sculpture going on just outside the back door with several contributing artists donating the contents of their bladders to the project. The Pisscicle, as it has come to be called, will be auctioned off to the highest bidder at a silent event with the proceeds being donated to the local charity organization Free Funds for Fuckwads.

[Stendhal]

Huge snowstorm tomorrow and temps in the teens for the next couple of days, looks like it will be a true MI Christmas this year.

[scream ale]

Warming up over the next couple of days and then flash freezing on Friday with high winds and snow all weekend long. Fuck winter. Cheers to you frozen fuckers.

[oettinger]

We got warm rain. I walked the dog earlier today and could`ve worn a t-shirt back up the hill

[Hugh]

The wind was so strong today a cop car was driving through the public park where I exercise warning everybody over its loudspeaker that a high wind advisory was in effect and that "trees have been blowing down all day."

[Badfellow]

Nobody really cares what the weather is unless you’re in it.

"Ten billion below zero today and raining fucking daggers made of molten shit."

Tomorrow a high temperature of -4 F with a chance of rum and snowplows in the morning. 50 mph gusts on the back side of the Alberta Clipper/Colorado Low with white out conditions expected in open country. Frozen pizza and sweatpants likely. A no-travel advisory is in effect. Fuck me, making snow angels.

[oettinger]

Yeayyyyy let`s all meet up at BF`s

Melting snow here, freezing nights. Very slippery slope

[whiskeyprick]

cold

[scream ale]

Gonna drop way down tonight. Sub zero windchills. -10 to -20 at times they say, wind chill advisory through Saturday morning. And lake effect snow. Fuck I hate winter. But I'm happy I took off so I could drink hot toddies first thing in the morning.

[Artful Drunktective]

Gonna drop way down tonight. Sub zero windchills. -10 to -20 at times they say, wind chill advisory through Saturday morning. And lake effect snow. Fuck I hate winter. But I'm happy I took off so I could drink hot toddies first thing in the morning.

Sounds like a pizza n' sweatpants day. Stay cozy, drunk, and warm. Huzzah!