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by vtjim » Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:21 pm
So I'm sitting at one of Burlington Vermont's finer brewpub-type establishments (American Flatbread) tonight and my wife arrives to share a couple of pints and a pizza.
She's driving (and about half my weight) so there's a limit to how much she can drink. By the time she showed up, I was ahead of her by 2 or 3 pints.
She downed a pint of some sort of black-looking cask ale. I sampled it and it was good.
Halfway through her second pint (house-brewed ESB) she announced she couldn't possibly finish the drink (and still drive) and ordered me to finish it.
Me: What makes you think I'm going to finish your beer?
Her: I'm driving your ass home.
Me: So I have to drink half your pint as punishment?
Her: Yes!
Oh the horror...
Beer near!
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by Xian » Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:24 pm
for shame! her wishing such a curse upon ye.
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by Girlie » Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:37 pm
Sounds like a good woman!
Here's to her to taking one (or giving it) for the team and to you for being that lucky team.
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by DrunkAgain » Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:40 pm
...ahh yes..the pure torture we must endure....
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by vtjim » Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:40 pm
She's definitely a good woman. :shock: :D
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by George_Pourwell » Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:57 pm
American Flatbread...is that the one in Burlington? I've been there...lol.
Good place to eat.
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vtjim
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by vtjim » Fri Jan 27, 2006 11:32 pm
George_Pourwell wrote: American Flatbread...is that the one in Burlington? I've been there...lol.
Good place to eat.
Yep! They're getting better with the beer, too. The best selection in the city as far as I'm concerned.