I met this stoner chick

Bender! · Post by **Bender!** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:05 pm

The Kidneys!!!

Won't someone think of the kidneys!!!!!!!

ivan · Post by **ivan** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:18 pm

WWGSTHD?

That's right... What would Gunnery Sergeant Tom Highway Do?

Oh, yeah it's your Av. Are you gonna do right by him, or would you rather admit to a life in Supply?-

"Where did you come from Major?" Marine Amphibious Unit Commanding Officer

"Recently come over from supply Sir." Major Powers

"Were you Good at it?" MAU CO

"Yes Sir!" Powers

"Then stick to it. You're a walking clusterfuck as an infantry officer." MAU CO

Mister Priapus · Post by **Mister Priapus** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:25 pm

Well looks like it's not going to happen tonight, mainly due to rather mundane logistics issues. It sounds like she's down but she's smart enough not to let her guard down with large fellows that she just met. I like that.

Also she's got to go with her friend to the store to get some mixer for this handle of gin that someone left.

So let's recap.

-smoking hot
-stoner
-potentially into pron/freaky as hell
-into metal
-smart enough not to do anything stupid, even while stoned
-likes gin

Oh, and she plays with her Xbox a lot. It doesn't get any better than this! Mommy, can I keep her?

G_W · Post by **G_W** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:26 pm

Mister Priapus wrote:Mommy, can I keep her?

Only until her owner comes to claim her :D

Mister Priapus · Post by **Mister Priapus** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:44 pm

ivan wrote:WWGSTHD?

That's right... What would Gunnery Sergeant Tom Highway Do?

Oh, yeah it's your Av. Are you gonna do right by him, or would you rather admit to a life in Supply?-

"Where did you come from Major?" Marine Amphibious Unit Commanding Officer

"Recently come over from supply Sir." Major Powers

"Were you Good at it?" MAU CO

"Yes Sir!" Powers

"Then stick to it. You're a walking clusterfuck as an infantry officer." MAU CO

"With all due respect, sir, you're beginning to bore the hell outta me!"

Ginger Snapped · Post by **Ginger Snapped** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:46 pm

Mister Priapus wrote:Well looks like it's not going to happen tonight, mainly due to rather mundane logistics issues. It sounds like she's down but she's smart enough not to let her guard down with large fellows that she just met. I like that.

Also she's got to go with her friend to the store to get some mixer for this handle of gin that someone left.

So let's recap.

-smoking hot
-stoner
-potentially into pron/freaky as hell
-into metal
-smart enough not to do anything stupid, even while stoned
-likes gin

Oh, and she plays with her Xbox a lot. It doesn't get any better than this! Mommy, can I keep her?

Hrm...

Well, yeah, sounds like she's debating a one night stand. I guess if you want to do it, do it...but be on the look out for crotch rot. Don't want that sneaking up on you. :P

General E. Fubar · Post by **General E. Fubar** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:57 pm

Here's to J.J. and all the pieces of him we couldn't find.

Cheers

RepairMan · Post by **RepairMan** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:20 pm

Have fun, don't get hurt.

Drunk Tank · Post by **Drunk Tank** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 11:29 pm

First and foremost: what the hell are you talkin gto us about it for? Get the hell gone before she sobers up. My other bit of advice involves the fact that most stoner chicks turn out to be exceedingly strange so you had best to bone her while the boning is good and then get the hell out of dodge. God speed son

vtjim · Post by **vtjim** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 11:42 pm

ROTFLMAO

Go see her, but use the "smell test" like they taught you in the Navy.

Not the one I picked, but the definitely the most hilarious.

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:01 am

Heavy pot smoking chicks are a mystery. What may seem like a natural move on your part may be viewed as some kind of mindfuck come-on by her. Too much thought and not enough action on impulses for my taste. I've had girls become completely different creatures on me after a bowl or two. Balance the pot out with a few drinks and it seems to work out wonderfully.

Vuh_Jay_Jay · Post by **Vuh_Jay_Jay** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:20 am

Jesus Christ.

Close the deal, [even/especially] if you have to be an asshole about it.

The rewards of this night are memories (or videotape) that will last a lifetime.

Close. The. Deal.

Girlie · Post by **Girlie** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:37 am

She is an adult and you are an adult....you are both attracted to each other....

Give it a shot!

You are going to do what you want to do anyway.....

danger awesome · Post by **danger awesome** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:59 am

Dude, you know what to do. A hot chick into porn, metal, recreational drug-use and videogames?

Get on that like white on rice!

General E. Fubar · Post by **General E. Fubar** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 8:15 am

stop thinking... start screwing, don't add this to a future regret list

I met this stoner chick

Should I shag her and possibly her friend as well while smoking on her fat hookah?