Maker's Mark

[IntoxiChrist]

I wish I had some Maker's with me. I'm currently working on something called, "Most Wanted Pioneer Whisky". I'm not a fan. It tastes like this stuff might have been okay before it choked to death on a box of nilla wafers.

Hey. Slappy. Stop using DrunkTank's goddamned avatar. There is only one space monkey. Go find your own goddamned cutesy picture.

[TheBigCasino]

I wish I had some Maker's with me. I'm currently working on something called, "Most Wanted Pioneer Whisky". I'm not a fan. It tastes like this stuff might have been okay before it choked to death on a box of nilla wafers.

Hey. Slappy. Stop using DrunkTank's goddamned avatar. There is only one space monkey. Go find your own goddamned cutesy picture.

that was DrunkChild's av before any of 'em.

[IntoxiChrist]

I wish I had some Maker's with me. I'm currently working on something called, "Most Wanted Pioneer Whisky". I'm not a fan. It tastes like this stuff might have been okay before it choked to death on a box of nilla wafers.

Hey. Slappy. Stop using DrunkTank's goddamned avatar. There is only one space monkey. Go find your own goddamned cutesy picture.

that was DrunkChild's av before any of 'em.

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR "FACTS"!

[Smatter Noguts]

I beseech thee, in the bowels of Christ, to consider that thee may be mistaken in this matter...

[mattgrowler]

Where's the bar that serves Bookers? That stuff is 126 proof and burns like napalm. Shots are like a baptism by fire followed by the enlightenment reserved for monks who self-flaggellate. Beautiful stuff.

[Smatter Noguts]

So true. It must be kissed, not like the foul French with thier tongues hanging out, or gulped, but pristinely, chastely, touched to the facial orafice before being allowed, in tiny proportions, down the esophogial canal to warm your soul.
Amen.

[TheBigCasino]

Where's the bar that serves Bookers? That stuff is 126 proof and burns like napalm. Shots are like a baptism by fire followed by the enlightenment reserved for monks who self-flaggellate. Beautiful stuff.

Oddly, at 126 - there are a few that burn even more that are lower proof.
Bookers, you'd think at 126 proof, it'd make you wanna get into trouble, it does quite the opposite. The Rebel however...

[ruiner]

Where's the bar that serves Bookers? That stuff is 126 proof and burns like napalm. Shots are like a baptism by fire followed by the enlightenment reserved for monks who self-flaggellate. Beautiful stuff.

Oddly, at 126 - there are a few that burn even more that are lower proof.
Bookers, you'd think at 126 proof, it'd make you wanna get into trouble, it does quite the opposite. The Rebel however...

actually, ironically enough, ive only gotten into bad trouble with two bourbon/whiskeys. all the rest has been a mixture. you know, tequila, beer, bourbon, everclear, you know how it goes.

but as far as nights when ive only drank the brown, only twice did i get myself in trouble. the half gallon of beam led me to the dui, and the fifth of traitor jack (i dont need to explain myself, do i? it was clearly before.) landed me on the wrong side of a cliff in the atlantic.

[TheBigCasino]

same, I've only been 86'd twice, once because of the Rebel, the other time because of OW107.
I have no shame in saying this, both times I deserved to get 86'd, it was all me.

[ruiner]

same, I've only been 86'd twice, once because of the Rebel, the other time because of OW107.
I have no shame in saying this, both times I deserved to get 86'd, it was all me.

you know how i hate mayhem? cause hes the worst of gods creations? well, he introduced me to old weller. thats some fucking good shit. cheers mayhem. but your still on notice!