Not enogh threads have sex in the title

[danger awesome]

This is the best thread title ever.

You can't imagine how discouraged I was by the board members not being immature and puerile enough. Hopefully, we'll get some mojito and doggy-style jokes soon.

Thank god you saved us from adult conversation and mature wit.

Whew!!!!

Doi, I was trying to ease my way into the good jokes. But now you've ruined it. thnx party pooper

To think I was worried you'd be too stupid to understand sarcasm.

And with that my sarcasm detector is either broken for good, or requires some serious recalibration.

[Generic Jug]

This is the best thread title ever.

You can't imagine how discouraged I was by the board members not being immature and puerile enough. Hopefully, we'll get some mojito and doggy-style jokes soon.

Thank god you saved us from adult conversation and mature wit.

Whew!!!!

Nice to see you continue to grace this board with your unique variety platter of vitriol.

[deadpuppiesandwhores]

wanna sex with me?

yes u do.

would it make you uncomfortable?

[mattgrowler]

This is the best thread title ever.

You can't imagine how discouraged I was by the board members not being immature and puerile enough. Hopefully, we'll get some mojito and doggy-style jokes soon.

Thank god you saved us from adult conversation and mature wit.

Whew!!!!

Tell me about it. And what's with all those "Internet Dating Service Ads"?

[maltlicker11]

This is the best thread title ever.
You can't imagine how discouraged I was by the board members not being immature and puerile enough. Hopefully, we'll get some mojito and doggy-style jokes soon.
Thank god you saved us from adult conversation and mature wit.
Whew!!!!

Doi, I was trying to ease my way into the good jokes. But now you've ruined it. thnx party pooper

Hey man, you got a personal multi-line Snarca missive. YOU HAVE ARRIVED! Me, I think I got a 1 line zinger once - maybe more that were too subtle for me. Palinka nailed me good once, he said "you don't have the bus fare mate." Both are treasured MDM moments for me.
And hey, it's not like you titled your thread "Premier Grand Cru tasting notes."

To think I was too understanding to be stupidly sarcastic.
Buy me a drink, will ya?

Nicely returned.
bye

[liquor&poker]

wanna sex with me?

yes u do.

would it make you uncomfortable?

Perhaps. At first.

[ivan]

*puts on robe and wizards hat*

Hellooooo.

I'm ashamed to admit that I find this side-splitting hilarious. And some y'all know why I'm ashamed.

[maltlicker11]

Um, you guys are talking about this right?
http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm
The talk like a pirate bit at the end is pretty good too.
bye Harrrrrrr!

[Manos]

And hey, it's not like you titled your thread "Premier Grand Cru tasting notes."

Thanks for reminding me that I have a bottle of Rodenbach Grand Cru.

[Rob]

Um, you guys are talking about this right?
http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm
The talk like a pirate bit at the end is pretty good too.
bye Harrrrrrr!

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

:lol:

[king of beers]

wanna sex with me?

yes u do.

will milk be available to me?

[liquor&poker]

wanna sex with me?

yes u do.

will milk be available to me?

Only 2%. Because you've been terribly naughty.

[Crystal]

*puts on robe and wizards hat*

Hellooooo.

Ahahahahahahaha!!! The only good part of this thread.

[king of beers]

wanna sex with me?

yes u do.

will milk be available to me?

Only 2%. Because you've been terribly naughty.

i'm always naughty, instead of 2%, how about baileys irish cream :D , i'll even wash your socks!!

[*****]

Sometimes, on cool autumn nights like tonight, I miss Pee...