Danny Devito Drunk on The View

mattgrowler · Post by **mattgrowler** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:36 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JbVHZgw0dg

Here it is, people. Mainstream media likes to portray this as a "low point". I say, "In Vino Veritas": What a shinigly candid and honest moment. Bravo, Mr. DeVito. If only I was partying along your side and got your back when the savagely undrunk amazons attacked your reputation. Hats off to you good chum!

steved2112 · Post by **steved2112** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:46 am

That's not a modern drunkard. That's a bad load with a wit deficit.

mattgrowler · Post by **mattgrowler** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:50 am

steved2112 wrote:That's not a modern drunkard. That's a bad load with a wit deficit.

Touche---just thought I'd chalk it up. Perhaps a more seasoned veteran would have handled it more gracefully. But come one, let's give props: He still did the show. A more timid celeb would have dodged the camera altogether.

G_W · Post by **G_W** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:55 am

steved2112 wrote:That's not a modern drunkard. That's a bad load with a wit deficit.

Hey, I don't say bad things about you! dick

steved2112 · Post by **steved2112** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:03 am

mattgrowler wrote:A more timid celeb would have dodged the camera altogether.

Well that's just...

But he...

Aaaah you're right.

[Slides mattgrowler a bourbon]

mattgrowler · Post by **mattgrowler** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:17 am

steved2112 wrote:
mattgrowler wrote:A more timid celeb would have dodged the camera altogether.
Well that's just...

But he...

Aaaah you're right.

[Slides mattgrowler a bourbon]

Already drank it witha dash of branca.

Thanks---but seriously, let us applaud Danny DeVito. After Mel Gibson drunk celebrities took a hit, but let's face it: Danny DeVito and Tara Reid's exposed tits still put us on top. Think about it.

greygoose · Post by **greygoose** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:37 am

This just in.

CLOONEY'S BOOZE-UP WITH DAN

HOLLYWOOD star George Clooney has spilled the beans on the booze-up which led to a drunk Danny DeVito shaming himself on a live TV chat show.

DeVito, 62, was forced to apologise to producers of US morning show The View after appearing while still tipsy.

He slurred his words, told rambling stories and admitted he had not slept because he'd been drinking lemon liqueurs with pal Clooney.

Yesterday, Oceans Eleven star Clooney, 45, said: "We were at a restaurant. It was a brutal night.

"I knew it was the last seven limoncellos that were going to get me."

Asked how much he drank, Clooney said: "A lot. I got to the point where I was dumping the shots into a plant next to me. I don't think Danny saw me do that."

Forced to apologize? Who forced him? He shouldn't have knuckled under. Granted, he didn't compost himself very well, but screw the establishment. Limoncellos? WTF? Over?

JohnnyT · Post by **JohnnyT** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:27 am

"dumping the shots into a plant?"

c'mon George, you're one of the few remaining Hollywood drunkards, ya can't be doing this, my man.

and I can't finish this post until I add:

limoncellos? WTF?

Manos · Post by **Manos** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:38 am

My bottle of Limoncello says Alcohol 28% by volume, which would make it 56 proof. I'm sad.

Post by **Oggar** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:38 am

JohnnyTequila wrote:"dumping the shots into a plant?"

c'mon George, you're one of the few remaining Hollywood drunkards, ya can't be doing this, my man.

and I can't finish this post until I add:

limoncellos? WTF?

Celebs have a long history of this chichanery. The last I recall involved... I think Burt Reynolds and Colin Ferrell. It probably works be cause they "saw it in a movie once."

Smatter Noguts · Post by **Smatter Noguts** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:07 pm

I'd have to be smashed just to watch a bunch of communist lesbians discuss the topics of the day. My morning Bloody Mary won't get me to that point.

As to DeVito and Clooney, liars AND lightweights, both.