Attention Potential New Members

[Modern Drunkard]

Update: I've installed a new foolproof system, so this post is no longer relevant.

Because of the recent flood of spambots, an aggressive bot-killer has been activated. So as to not be mistakenly identified as a bot, keep these things in mind when you sign up:

1. Use a real email address. If you don't you won't be able to activate your account. Rest assured we won't send you any spam, that's not our style.

2. When choosing your User Name, try to pick something that doesn't smack of something a bot might use, ie: Buy_viagra, Xve45Rrtezz49, or HotRuskieSexPills.com. If you use a drinking-related name you are certain to get through. Don't use numbers in your name. Don't use nonsensical names (trepterdander, ghgttrs). Don't use name combos such as JohnSmith or P-Thomas). Once you've cleared the defenses and your account is activated, you can change your name to whatever you like.

3. In the Occupation and Interests sections, avoid words like pills, pharmacy, bestiality, software, design, sports, cars, internet, Russian Whore Wives Available Now!, and CLICK FOR RAUNCHY SEX BEASTS.

4. Don't use a Russian email address (*.ru).

If you still have trouble getting on board, email me and I'll hold the wire down with my foot and let you through.

Frank