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Joe Twelvepack wrote:It's a cooling core for ravers.
it's safer for them in case their glow sticks break open.

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I was working in a gas station when those little glowsticks were really popular, and ravers would buy when to carry around in their mouths. I always wondered how many they swallowed regularly. It would give me a laugh to "pop" them inside the package so when the raver kids bought them, they were already burned out.
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Joe Twelvepack wrote:I was working in a gas station when those little glowsticks were really popular, and ravers would buy when to carry around in their mouths. I always wondered how many they swallowed regularly. It would give me a laugh to "pop" them inside the package so when the raver kids bought them, they were already burned out.
lol...serves em right.

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The waitress came over and thought they gave her a large by mistake. I educated her. She seemed embarrassed.
Always fun to stick it to the yuppies.

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All a cooling core does is take up beer space.
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I don't do brass and fern restaurants.

Period.

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Might I suggest Quaker Steak and Lube for tasty chicken wings? It's an east coast thing ,but I would kill to have one out my way.

Btw most chain eateries suck.

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LadyRed wrote:All a cooling core does is take up beer space.
Actually, it cools the rods used for power production in a nuclear facility so the core doesn't overheat. How one ended up in someone's beer pitcher is beyond me, though.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.

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Jason's Deli is the only chain restaurant that rocks my titty balls.

Most other restaurants I'm all like, "That's some mediocre food right there," then they give me the bill and I'm all like



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Saturn wrote:Jason's Deli is the only chain restaurant that rocks my titty balls.
This is a phrase only Mayhem could love.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.

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grey goose wrote:
Saturn wrote:Jason's Deli is the only chain restaurant that rocks my titty balls.
This is a phrase only Mayhem could love.
I'm not sure what it means.

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Mayhem wrote:
grey goose wrote:
Saturn wrote:Jason's Deli is the only chain restaurant that rocks my titty balls.
This is a phrase only Mayhem could love.
I'm not sure what it means.
maybe...just maybe...he means that if you care for the phrase...it may grow to be a nice phrase someday. it may go to a good school. become a doctor, or a lawyer.

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Mayhem wrote:
grey goose wrote:
Saturn wrote:Jason's Deli is the only chain restaurant that rocks my titty balls.
This is a phrase only Mayhem could love.
I'm not sure what it means.
Free tea bags?
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C'mon Goose, everyone loves some rockin' titty balls.
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Alright, I'm late gettin' here and we're talking about titty balls, but...
I was bartender/trainer at a new "Bee's" in Columbus for 6 yrs several yrs back.
I had many regulars who came to the bar daily. Always made them and others I recognized in the restaurant area very good drinks. The old "drag pour" method.
Funny thing- the GM said after I quit that bar cost would go down. Was he wrong!
Oh, me and my compadre won the regional Bar Games competition and went up to Rhode Island for the Easterns. We "dressed" like rednecks and did our routine to "dueling banjos". :)

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