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mattgrowler
Hooch Hound
Posts: 79 Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:27 pm
Location: Dover, NH
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by mattgrowler » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:40 pm
I smoke a pipe. With tobacco in it. Fuck you. It's the thinking man's tobacco for getting smashed and it doesn't have to be all upper class, either. A corn cob and captain black will do just as well as any fancy pipe.
noirly
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 899 Joined: Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:58 pm
Location: Lafayette IN
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by noirly » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:54 pm
swisher sweets or el cheapo ninio cigars usually flavored like amaretto or rum. . . cause I tell myself I quit smokin cigarettes . . . and lots of Gods Green Ganja
Histrionic Hank
Hooch Hound
Posts: 69 Joined: Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:41 am
Location: Colorado Springs
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by Histrionic Hank » Tue May 01, 2007 12:40 am
Ummmm .... I feel bad that I'm the first that had to say this ... I like to smoke trees when I'm drinking.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. "
-Frank Sinatra-
Vuh_Jay_Jay
Lord of Benders
Posts: 421 Joined: Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:58 am
Location: Los Angeles, east of LaBrea
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by Vuh_Jay_Jay » Tue May 01, 2007 1:20 am
Pot.
See them fellas with the cardboard signs? Scrapin up a little money to buy a bottle of wine
Pregnant women and Vietnam vets, I said drinkin on the freeway bout as hard as it gets
Sigh Co.
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 711 Joined: Fri Oct 27, 2006 9:04 pm
Location: Where dreams go to die.
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by Sigh Co. » Tue May 01, 2007 6:53 am
Pole. I mean, cigarettes.
"My manners, abominable at times, can be sweet. As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of the mind. I'm a wretch. But I love love."
-Jack Kerouac
Mayhem
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 21880 Joined: Sun Dec 28, 2003 11:21 am
Location: Well, duh.
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by Mayhem » Tue May 01, 2007 8:26 am
Cigarettes. I'm not a dirty hippie.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
Casino
Fred O'Lisby
King Cockeyed
Posts: 1783 Joined: Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:07 pm
Location: Guri, South Korea
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by Fred O'Lisby » Tue May 01, 2007 8:28 am
Whatever is in my immediate vicinity.
Earlie Cuyler: Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here.
[points to mouth]
Earlie Cuyler: Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.
whiskeyprick
Ripped Like Reed
Posts: 8758 Joined: Sat Apr 03, 2004 12:10 pm
Location: the campfire
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by whiskeyprick » Tue May 01, 2007 8:32 am
stanky cloves. and pole
Gambling is a disease, but it's the only one you can win a ton of money for having - Norm Macdonald
GSG
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 7078 Joined: Thu Dec 11, 2003 8:18 am
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by GSG » Tue May 01, 2007 8:38 am
Marlboros (red or menthol), or Lucky Strikes when I remember that I really like them.
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
Frankennietzsche
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 12348 Joined: Mon Mar 17, 2003 9:13 pm
Location: Master of the Meatloaf Winds
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by Frankennietzsche » Tue May 01, 2007 2:00 pm
'Dat ass!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
&
Boozing Like Bukowski
Posts: 4942 Joined: Tue Jul 27, 2004 12:41 pm
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by & » Tue May 01, 2007 2:23 pm
terrorists, cigarettes, and the weed
not in that order though
Dr. Dotto S. Blotto
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 683 Joined: Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:29 am
Location: here with you.
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by Dr. Dotto S. Blotto » Tue May 01, 2007 2:34 pm
i'm still working on the free pack of Kools that i acquired two months ago. no, they are not tasty.
if i'm feeling special, i will purchase some Nat Sherman Fantasias. :)
l...
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 7351 Joined: Mon Mar 29, 2004 7:03 pm
Location: Hiding.
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by l... » Tue May 01, 2007 2:37 pm
crack.. like ruiner.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
l...
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 7351 Joined: Mon Mar 29, 2004 7:03 pm
Location: Hiding.
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by l... » Tue May 01, 2007 2:38 pm
Dotto Blotto wrote: i'm still working on the free pack of Kools that i acquired two months ago. no, they are not tasty.
if i'm feeling special, i will purchase some Nat Sherman Fantasias. :)
just read this! i LOVE them! i used to want to have a band called 'nat sherman and the fantasia light orchestra'
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
cloud8
Hooching Like Hemingway
Posts: 3652 Joined: Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:20 pm
Location: Massachusetts
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by cloud8 » Tue May 01, 2007 2:56 pm
I don't smoke anything. Except when the Red Sox won the 2004 World Series. Then I lit up a cigar...not the Cuban one I'd been saving; that rotted away years ago. Just a stale cheapo that a proud new father had handed out. My younger son said, Dad, You look like that's the best smoke you ever had in your life.
Yes, it was.
"Never apologise for being in the Bourbon aisle."
--Smatter Noguts