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Stonesfan wrote:
ParsleyNicRosemaryAndTime wrote:
Stonesfan wrote:
Potential ain't the word. How I pulled this one out of my ass I will never know

The only problem I can see is I find it hard to respect a woman that will
go out with me

I will screw it up somehow, just trying to get past the first date succesfully
don't talk about past relationships, and speak when spoken to. get tipsy together (first date tipsy) then you can both relax and begin to converse more openly. that leads to making out.
Got it.

One last thing. Flowers?

Yes? No?
yes, but not roses. gerber daisies (3 of them, no baby's breath) are a way to show that you're stoked to go on a date with her without her feeling like she's being doted upon too much. they come in all colors, so you can choose them to suit her.
this is what they look like:
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Daisies would be a bad idea if she's a Shakespeare fan.

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ParsleyNicRosemaryAndTime wrote:
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ParsleyNicRosemaryAndTime wrote:don't talk about past relationships, and speak when spoken to. get tipsy together (first date tipsy) then you can both relax and begin to converse more openly. that leads to making out.
Got it.

One last thing. Flowers?

Yes? No?
yes, but not roses. gerber daisies (3 of them, no baby's breath) are a way to show that you're stoked to go on a date with her without her feeling like she's being doted upon too much. they come in all colors, so you can choose them to suit her.
this is what they look like:
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Good lord, I have to walk down the street with those?

Alright, if you say so

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3 of them, wrapped in floral paper. dark red, perhaps?

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ParsleyNicRosemaryAndTime wrote:3 of them, wrapped in floral paper. dark red, perhaps?
You sure that isn't too....how we say, ah..........gay?

If this works out I am sending you a bottle of anything you choose

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first date with a ten?

shit, that means by the time you have 8 shots in you she'll be a 13 or 14

try not to get a boner before you get her home.
And super heroes come to feast. To taste the flesh not yet deceased and all I know is still the beast is feeding.
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Stonesfan wrote:
ParsleyNicRosemaryAndTime wrote:3 of them, wrapped in floral paper. dark red, perhaps?
You sure that isn't too....how we say, ah..........gay?

If this works out I am sending you a bottle of anything you choose
gay would be taking her shoe shopping. flowers tell her she's bangworthy.
and by floral paper, that's just the paper they wrap flowers in at the florist. it's usually just plain white or green.
when you see her, just hand them to her all casual-like, and ask her how her day was or something.

trust me. i know stuff.

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ParsleyNicRosemaryAndTime wrote:
Stonesfan wrote:
ParsleyNicRosemaryAndTime wrote:3 of them, wrapped in floral paper. dark red, perhaps?
You sure that isn't too....how we say, ah..........gay?

If this works out I am sending you a bottle of anything you choose
gay would be taking her shoe shopping. flowers tell her she's bangworthy.
and by floral paper, that's just the paper they wrap flowers in at the florist. it's usually just plain white or green.
when you see her, just hand them to her all casual-like, and ask her how her day was or something.

trust me. i know stuff.
You are the master and I shall do as you say

3 flower, floral wrapping paper.

I like your less is more approach, works every time

So what do you drink BTW

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rum....warmed with the fresh blood of her enemies
And super heroes come to feast. To taste the flesh not yet deceased and all I know is still the beast is feeding.
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Kegdrainer wrote:rum....warmed with the fresh blood of her enemies
close.
like anyone here, i love sj and all, but i'm a huge fan of some fine tequila.

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Crystal wrote:I don't think anything else needs to be said here.
you didnt have anything to contribute here anyways.
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ruiner wrote:
Crystal wrote:I don't think anything else needs to be said here.
you didnt have anything to contribute here anyways.
come on, crystal is a classy dame, she says lots of words...

...but just doesn't remember many of them...

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I dunno if I'D personally do flowers on the first date. Depends on your history with her and if it is an officlal "Hey, we're going out on a date" or a "Hey, we're meeting up for a drink" situation. In the former, bring flowers and listen to the lady's advice. If it is the latter do not expect anything other than several drinks, good conversation, a follow up several drinks another night, etc while chemistry develops. The former, the ball is in your court. The latter it is in her court for the time being, until she lets you have it. In the case of the later, I bring myself and my social skills...Nothing else. Especially NOT expectations. If I am going on an official "Date" I say go somewhere that you can't be shanghai'd into conversation with others, like was said before, somewhere neutral.

ignore the "2 day callback rule" if things went well, and let her know you're ignoring it. But if the message macvhine comes on, just leave a quick message stating that you had a good time with her and look forward to seeing here again soon. If things went well, that works FOR you, not against you. DO NOT do that if it is "Meeting up for a drink" rather than a "Date." When meeting up for a drink one should wait 4 days, then not answer her calls for another 2, or some cheesy shit like that.

The THREE most important factors I think, are understanding hoe SHE expects you to present yourself (Serious date or just meeting someone) and knowing how YOU'RE comfortable presenting youself; then acting in a congruous manner.

Anyhow, I think I am still reasonably making sense at this point and I have had, and not abused my better-than average luck with the fairer sex, so I think I shopuld quit replying to this thread now. I wish you nothing but the best of luck and look forward to stories and/or naked pics of her! Cheers!
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Post by danger awesome »

Nic's advice is excellent.

I have made mental notes for future reference.

Best of luck, i've never had a 10, only a couple 9's, so i'm wondering what the difference is, be sure to tell us.

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A 10 is just a 9 that takes it up the butt.
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