I have a confession

Sgt. HSA · Post by **Sgt. HSA** » Fri May 18, 2007 6:24 pm

I thought he was going to tell us all that he was gay.

But we already know that.

Kegdrainer · Post by **Kegdrainer** » Fri May 18, 2007 7:22 pm

Gore-no-more wrote:With Zima chasers?

nobody is that hardcore.

MethFront · Post by **MethFront** » Fri May 18, 2007 7:42 pm

Let's face it, the only safe way to drink that stuff is in very tiny glasses.

I'm a veteran of the Great Red Bank Wine Party of whatever year it was. I had to stop fdoosey from force-feeding a kid with ass-burgers a bottle of pure-cap.

(we comprised on writing "dumbass" on his forehead instead)

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Fri May 18, 2007 7:49 pm

Methfront wrote:Let's face it, the only safe way to drink that stuff is in very tiny glasses.

I'm a veteran of the Great Red Bank Wine Party of whatever year it was. I had to stop fdoosey from force-feeding a kid with ass-burgers a bottle of pure-cap.

(we comprised on writing "dumbass" on his forehead instead)

You left out how we made him walk home and the cops stopped him. They felt so bad for him they let him go.

I wish I had pictures from that night. Walt in the tux, Hans' cufflinks made of twist ties. Good times, that night, and I remember even blind drunk from Mad Dog, Wild irish Rose, Night Train, and even Manischewitz, we still were repulsed at the smell alone of Thunderbird.

MethFront · Post by **MethFront** » Fri May 18, 2007 7:55 pm

fdoosey wrote:
Methfront wrote:Let's face it, the only safe way to drink that stuff is in very tiny glasses.

I'm a veteran of the Great Red Bank Wine Party of whatever year it was. I had to stop fdoosey from force-feeding a kid with ass-burgers a bottle of pure-cap.

(we comprised on writing "dumbass" on his forehead instead)
You left out how we made him walk home and the cops stopped him. They felt so bad for him they let him go.

I wish I had pictures from that night. Walt in the tux, Hans' cufflinks made of twist ties. Good times, that night, and I remember even blind drunk from Mad Dog, Wild irish Rose, Night Train, and even Manischewitz, we still were repulsed at the smell alone of Thunderbird.

Yeah, but the most interesting aspect, from a scientific perspective, is that the hangovers were nowhere near as bad as the ones which followed the cheap beer party.

liquor&poker · Post by **liquor&poker** » Sat May 19, 2007 6:12 am

Sgt. HSA wrote:I thought he was going to tell us all that he was gay.

But we already know that.

I think I still have your number. I'm gonna call you like fifty times tonight.

Sgt. HSA · Post by **Sgt. HSA** » Sat May 19, 2007 6:37 am

liquor&poker wrote:
Sgt. HSA wrote:I thought he was going to tell us all that he was gay.

But we already know that.
I think I still have your number. I'm gonna call you like fifty times tonight.

I might even answer.

Diabetic Daredevil · Post by **Diabetic Daredevil** » Sat May 19, 2007 10:40 am

Wow. Sounds like you need a couple shots of MD 20/20!! Sorry to have offended. Actually, I'm not.

ruiner · Post by **ruiner** » Sat May 19, 2007 10:42 am

if the shots were 750ml this is ok i reckon.

xxx · Post by **xxx** » Sat May 19, 2007 11:40 am

liquor&poker wrote:I've kept this to myself for a couple of weeks now but I feel like I need to get it off my chest.

I was at this party.

It was very late at night and I was really drunk but I walked by the kitchen of the house and I saw a group of 5 or so people doing shots.

Of Mad Dog 20/20.

The purple kind.

I was hammered so I thought maybe I was hallucinating or something was fucking with my vision so I got closer.

Yes, it was Mad Dog 20/20.

The purple kind.

They were doing shots of it.

I'm so disgusted right now I need a shot of zinfandel.

Make it a double.

You better start doing Zima's and stop being so hard on yourself. *schnickers* ( add some Vodka to that Zima thought) *winks*

I have a confession

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