Why Mayhem hates the Welsch, the tragic story.

[Rip Rufus]

I was about to make fun of poetry, but then I realized that I was talking about a soccer player. Ok, other than Giggs, Tom Jones, Dylan Thomas, and Led Zeppelin III, what has Wales done for the world?

There's Python Terry Jones. Thousands of miners who died digging coal to fuel the Empire. Your list of Welshmen is four times the number of famous Belgians.

Terry Jones is Welsh? Learn something new everyday. His portrayal of Sir Bedivere cracks me up. I may have to watch that tonight now...

[Illiniwek]

other than Ryan Giggs, what good have the Welsh ever done?

David Evans, lead guitar for one of the most popular bands in the world (and don't lets get started on a debate about the band. I love 'em, you may hate 'em, whatever.)

[Le Boozificator]

Two things:
1. In 1984 I was twenty years of age
B. I believe I hate the French even more now

But I rejuvenated you and made you appear a pre-teen beer drinker, this wouldn't be fair.

OK, fine. I'm just jealous because you get all the chicks.

Well, virtually only, since I'm in the middle of nowhere, and married anyway, while YOU, my friend, get all the aperitif you want whenever you want. Sob sob.

[Tipsy McStagger]

They gave us jelly!!

[Le Boozificator]

I think El Booze may have a little too much time on his hands. Don't they have any villagers around he can point at and do that stereotypical french laugh at. The one that sounds like Butthead in Paris.

You know, I was thinking precisely the same: those six hours of sleep at night are a disgrace, I'm going to send a letter to the chief of staff.
As for the villagers, the poor devils are currently plowing the savana around the camp with medieval like tools, and sometimes one of those supercool donkeys (I'm going to end up coming back with one in my luggage), so it almost blocked my evil laugh in my throat. Fortunately, I could resort to my imagination at the last second and just pretend they were britts. I chuckled all right after that.

[peetie44]

Richard Burton was Welsh.

[Tipsy McStagger]

So is Catherine Zeta Jones

[Screwball]

So is grape juice.

No, wait that's Welch's.

Sorry.

[peetie44]

So is grape juice.

No, wait that's Welch's.

Sorry.

Welch?...Isn't that when you don't pay off on your gambling debts? Let's go to Vinnie and Guido for clarification on that:

"Youse fuckin' micks don't pay, we gonna fuckin' break sumpin'!"

"Youse betta fuckin' walk right..."

[Tipsy McStagger]

I always thought it was welshing on a bet. I heard they're cheap like that.

[Screwball]

So is grape juice.

No, wait that's Welch's.

Sorry.

Welch...Isn't that when you don't pay off on your gambling debts?

Let's go to Vinnie and Guido for clarification on that:

"Youse fuckin' micks don't pay, we gonna fuckin' break sumpin'!"

"Youse betta walk right..."

"....or we gonna break youse grapes, right Pallie?"

[peetie44]

"Youse betta walk right..."

"....or we gonna break youse grapes, right Pallie?"

"Fuckin' fuggeddaboutit!"

[Le Boozificator]

To anyone Welsh around, my most sincere apologies about what this thread is becoming. I swear I didn't mean it.

Next week, the true story of Steve, and how he got raised by French teetotalers who wouldn't let him dress like a woman.

[Screwball]

We betere quit before somebody gets mad at our stereotyping, or at my bad typing.

Some folks don't cotton to us makin' fun of deem city fellers round dees parts.






Fuck Im still drunk. Peetie, what that Kristofferson song about Sunday mornings? That is today, my friend.

[peetie44]

We betere quit before somebody gets mad at our stereotyping, or at my bad typing.

Some folks don't cotton to us makin' fun of deem city fellers round dees parts.






Fuck Im still drunk. Peetie, what that Kristofferson song about Sunday mornings? That is today, my friend.

"Sunday Morning Coming Down"