BMMS took it to get the free bowl of soup.coqui_chris wrote:Hey Judge. Where's your hat?
Hi, I'm Sarge
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greygoose
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why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.
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ruiner wrote:hi sarge. im ruiner. ive never, ever, under any circumstances, done anyone any harm. seriously.
Really? Look what you've done to my daughter's insides. She's got an alien growing inside her. Who knows what havoc he'll wreak upon the world once set loose.
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And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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You're a good man, Ruiner. Crystal needs you.ruiner wrote:hi sarge. im ruiner. ive never, ever, under any circumstances, done anyone any harm. seriously.
Pick up that Kleenex
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coqui_chris wrote:You're a good man, Ruiner. Crystal needs you.ruiner wrote:hi sarge. im ruiner. ive never, ever, under any circumstances, done anyone any harm. seriously.
Pick up that Kleenex
thank you. i no longer think philly sucks.
not really. but thanx anyways.
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HI Sarge!! I'm not even going to joke and pretend like we don't know each other.
For those of you that don't know me, I'm Tipsy. I'm from New Jersey. Rowdy left my house yesterday and I'm getting ready to go to the bar for breakfast. Just waiting for my dude, Johnny Papers, to get outta the shower. God I love Sundays at the Jersey Shore!!!
For those of you that don't know me, I'm Tipsy. I'm from New Jersey. Rowdy left my house yesterday and I'm getting ready to go to the bar for breakfast. Just waiting for my dude, Johnny Papers, to get outta the shower. God I love Sundays at the Jersey Shore!!!
On more than one occassion this conversation has led to a handful of boob."
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Tipsy,Tipsy McStagger wrote:HI Sarge!! I'm not even going to joke and pretend like we don't know each other.
For those of you that don't know me, I'm Tipsy. I'm from New Jersey. Rowdy left my house yesterday and I'm getting ready to go to the bar for breakfast. Just waiting for my dude, Johnny Papers, to get outta the shower. God I love Sundays at the Jersey Shore!!!
While you're out, pick me up a grinder or a pizza or somethin'...
CHEERS!
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I'll pick you up a sub. Grinders are north of me, hoagies are south of me. We call 'em subs. Might have something to do with the bun being shaped like a torpedo and all. Sausage, peppers, and onions okay?
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That'll get it...thanks!Tipsy McStagger wrote:I'll pick you up a sub. Grinders are north of me, hoagies are south of me. We call 'em subs. Might have something to do with the bun being shaped like a torpedo and all. Sausage, peppers, and onions okay?
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Tipsy...TAKE ME TO THE BEACH! i implore you! (also, i shall try to kick asses at drunken skee-ball on the boardwalk. )
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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Why don't you come up for a visit? Sarge, why don't you come down? I'm having a beef jerky contest in September, maybe some of you from MDM would like to represent?liz... wrote:Tipsy...TAKE ME TO THE BEACH! i implore you! (also, i shall try to kick asses at drunken skee-ball on the boardwalk. )
On more than one occassion this conversation has led to a handful of boob."
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Offended the fine residents of Belmar, Manasquan, Bradley Beach and yes, even Spring Lake for 13 years with NY'er renting a NJ shore house debauchery,defiling and drunkeness. And loved every damned minute of it!
When we wouldn't take Monday off ahead of time - always a mistake - a favorite pastime of myself and my buddies, Chunks, Fun Marky, Mumbles, Tiny, Chan Daddy Lovin', et. al., would be sitting at whatever bar on a Sunday morning and coming with the most creative lie to tell work as to why we had no fucking intention of showing up to work the next day. And we all had real jobs, it wasn't like we were bangin' to to Blockbuster or anything.
At one pernt, Chan Daddy Lovin' and Tiny and I worked in IT at the same company in Staten Island - and we would STILL all bang in. Somehow the idiots never put it together that we consistently banged in on the same Mondays.
Once the lies were told, we would booze enthusiastically and go on to write more filthy and offensive Shore House Songs until we laughed our diaphragms up. Well, not me - I was on the Pill - the guys all used diaphragms though.
Enjoy, Tipsy!
When we wouldn't take Monday off ahead of time - always a mistake - a favorite pastime of myself and my buddies, Chunks, Fun Marky, Mumbles, Tiny, Chan Daddy Lovin', et. al., would be sitting at whatever bar on a Sunday morning and coming with the most creative lie to tell work as to why we had no fucking intention of showing up to work the next day. And we all had real jobs, it wasn't like we were bangin' to to Blockbuster or anything.
At one pernt, Chan Daddy Lovin' and Tiny and I worked in IT at the same company in Staten Island - and we would STILL all bang in. Somehow the idiots never put it together that we consistently banged in on the same Mondays.
Once the lies were told, we would booze enthusiastically and go on to write more filthy and offensive Shore House Songs until we laughed our diaphragms up. Well, not me - I was on the Pill - the guys all used diaphragms though.
Enjoy, Tipsy!
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Warning: gratuitous cute kid pic forthcoming. Not booze related, unless you count Vagrant skulking around the bar, discussing SJ with the bartendress.liz... wrote:Tipsy...TAKE ME TO THE BEACH! i implore you! (also, i shall try to kick asses at drunken skee-ball on the boardwalk. )
Here's how my kid CHEATS at skee-ball.
Oh, and just because I like posting cute kid pics:
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hi sarge.
Here you are, kid.
Park my car,
get my bags...
...and put on some weight, will you?
Hey, Wang! What's with the pictures?
It's a parking lot! Come on.
I think this place is restricted,
so don't tell them you're Jewish.
Here you are, kid.
Park my car,
get my bags...
...and put on some weight, will you?
Hey, Wang! What's with the pictures?
It's a parking lot! Come on.
I think this place is restricted,
so don't tell them you're Jewish.
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Warning: gratuitous cute kid pic forthcoming. Not booze related, unless you count Vagrant skulking around the bar, discussing SJ with the bartendress.Mother Goose wrote:liz... wrote:Tipsy...TAKE ME TO THE BEACH! i implore you! (also, i shall try to kick asses at drunken skee-ball on the boardwalk. )
Here's how my kid CHEATS at skee-ball.
Oh, and just because I like posting cute kid pics:
Totally cute, , , and I didn't know you could cheat at skeeball.
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This is tempting indeed.....get me the date, and I will see if I can make itTipsy McStagger wrote:Why don't you come up for a visit? Sarge, why don't you come down? I'm having a beef jerky contest in September, maybe some of you from MDM would like to represent?liz... wrote:Tipsy...TAKE ME TO THE BEACH! i implore you! (also, i shall try to kick asses at drunken skee-ball on the boardwalk. )
drink your fucking drink, Drunkards answer to no one
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