So Who Are The Admins Here

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 6:35 am

zuul... wrote:
Modern Drunkard wrote:
Smatter Noguts wrote:I thought the whole point here was to support Frank and the magazine. Attention spans get short while under the influence...
Lovely idea and thanks for saying so. When the barricades go up, it'll be you and me and our respective girlfriends (and they will immediately regret meeting us) and the rest will be at the bar. That said:

This forum isn't for that at all.

This forum is for drunks reveling in their time. It's for the best and tightest discussing their splendid ascensions as they conquer towering mountains of boozerdry.

It's for when unicorns use their magnificent horns to impale alarming amounts of gore out of deserving swine for complaining about burning goddamn holes in their swinish rugs.

Finally, It's about gazing over a vast vista of mortification and doubt, when every move you could possibly make seems a certain path to destruction and doom: then picking up a liter of bourbon and thinking: "You know what, I believe I can drink my way through this goaddamn bullshit."

Then doing it.

That is what this forum is about.

fucking yes. FUCKING YES.

I'll have what she's having.

& · Post by & » Sat Oct 27, 2007 6:57 am

I prefer narwhals to unicorns, but as always, frank says what is in our souls...lol

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:02 am

& wrote:I prefer narwhals to unicorns, but as always, frank says what is in our souls...lol

I prefer Ruiner's Mom.

cloud8 · Post by **cloud8** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:07 am

Wanna play tennis, biatch?

danger awesome · Post by **danger awesome** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:59 am

Blondeinabenz wrote:What's truly hilarious is when you buttheads find out I am my own Important Person and not a troll of one of your regulars.

That day I'll be laffing pretty hard. Meanwhile, enjoy.

Get out.

Blondeinabenz · Post by **Blondeinabenz** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:04 am

No, I think I'll keep going.

Two Martini Breakfast · Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:24 am

Modern Drunkard wrote:
Smatter Noguts wrote:I thought the whole point here was to support Frank and the magazine. Attention spans get short while under the influence...
Lovely idea and thanks for saying so. When the barricades go up, it'll be you and me and our respective girlfriends (and they will immediately regret meeting us) and the rest will be at the bar. That said:

This forum isn't for that at all.

This forum is for drunks reveling in their time. It's for the best and tightest discussing their splendid ascensions as they conquer towering mountains of boozerdry.

It's for when unicorns use their magnificent horns to impale alarming amounts of gore out of deserving swine for complaining about burning goddamn holes in their swinish rugs.

Finally, It's about gazing over a vast vista of mortification and doubt, when every move you could possibly make seems a certain path to destruction and doom: then picking up a liter of bourbon and thinking: "You know what, I believe I can drink my way through this goaddamn bullshit."

Then doing it.

That is what this forum is about.

It probably goes without saying, but is this an all-star post yet?

ivan · Post by **ivan** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:34 am

I think FKR transcends all-star status. It'd be like giving Tiger Woods a "participation" ribbon. A nice gesture, but unnecessary.

Two Martini Breakfast · Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:50 am

ivan wrote:I think FKR transcends all-star status. It'd be like giving Tiger Woods a "participation" ribbon. A nice gesture, but unnecessary.

Or Roger Federer one of those "Good Effort" trophies.

So. Are we going to go ahead and start ignoring this person now? I've gotten my fun allotment, now it's just annoying.

**** · Post by ******** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:55 am

Modern Drunkard wrote:
Smatter Noguts wrote:I thought the whole point here was to support Frank and the magazine. Attention spans get short while under the influence...
Lovely idea and thanks for saying so. When the barricades go up, it'll be you and me and our respective girlfriends (and they will immediately regret meeting us) and the rest will be at the bar. That said:

This forum isn't for that at all.

This forum is for drunks reveling in their time. It's for the best and tightest discussing their splendid ascensions as they conquer towering mountains of boozerdry.

It's for when unicorns use their magnificent horns to impale alarming amounts of gore out of deserving swine for complaining about burning goddamn holes in their swinish rugs.

Finally, It's about gazing over a vast vista of mortification and doubt, when every move you could possibly make seems a certain path to destruction and doom: then picking up a liter of bourbon and thinking: "You know what, I believe I can drink my way through this goaddamn bullshit."

Then doing it.

That is what this forum is about.

i think you're missing the point, frank.

why can't i preview threads? where's the gawldern ladies lounge?

danger awesome · Post by **danger awesome** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:57 am

If she was a drink, she'd be WINE.

Blondeinabenz · Post by **Blondeinabenz** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:19 am

nic of 1000 corpses wrote:
Modern Drunkard wrote:
Smatter Noguts wrote:I thought the whole point here was to support Frank and the magazine. Attention spans get short while under the influence...
Lovely idea and thanks for saying so. When the barricades go up, it'll be you and me and our respective girlfriends (and they will immediately regret meeting us) and the rest will be at the bar. That said:

This forum isn't for that at all.

This forum is for drunks reveling in their time. It's for the best and tightest discussing their splendid ascensions as they conquer towering mountains of boozerdry.

It's for when unicorns use their magnificent horns to impale alarming amounts of gore out of deserving swine for complaining about burning goddamn holes in their swinish rugs.

Finally, It's about gazing over a vast vista of mortification and doubt, when every move you could possibly make seems a certain path to destruction and doom: then picking up a liter of bourbon and thinking: "You know what, I believe I can drink my way through this goaddamn bullshit."

Then doing it.

That is what this forum is about.
i think you're missing the point, frank.

why can't i preview threads? where's the gawldern ladies lounge?

No, he gets it. He and I are tight.

SternoBoy · Post by **SternoBoy** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:12 pm

What about the free tacos? I keep hearing about free tacos but I don;t see any and I'm getting pretty goddamn hungry.

Shit, now i spilld my drink. Goddamn...

cloud8 · Post by **cloud8** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:24 pm

SternoBoy wrote:What about the free tacos? I keep hearing about free tacos but I don;t see any and I'm getting pretty goddamn hungry.

Shit, now i spilld my drink. Goddamn...

You have to wail till Tuesday for your free taco. And you and your Chihuahua have to show up at the Bell between 2 and 5 in the afternoon.

slushfund · Post by **slushfund** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:52 pm

massivedrunk wrote:
& wrote:I prefer narwhals to unicorns, but as always, frank says what is in our souls...lol
I prefer Ruiner's Mom.

Have you seen Ruiner's Mom?