What songs do you want played at your funeral?

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I always said that if I get to the quadriplegic/tube-feeding/respirator state, that I want to build a big ramp down on Morey's Pier in Wildwood and get somebody to blast the 1812 Overture, and then take one last ride .....
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"Laugh and be happy" by Sheriff John. Preferably sung by himself, if he's still alive and well up in Idaho. Which at the rate I'm going, might be quite doable.
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The whole of Dickie Wagner's "Die Walkure" would be amusing, all 48 hours of it.
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Savage wrote:"Laugh and be happy" by Sheriff John. Preferably sung by himself, if he's still alive and well up in Idaho. Which at the rate I'm going, might be quite doable.
Laugh and be happy,
And the world will laugh with you,
When people see you smiling,
They can't help smiling too,
Get rid of worry,
In a hurry,
Chase the blues away (my favorite line),
And laugh and be happy,
All the live long day.

I have a 45rpm single of this, on the Imperial Records label.
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FNZ wrote:The whole of Dickie Wagner's "Die Walkure" would be amusing, all 48 hours of it.
Die Walkure is only a fourth of the Ring cycle. It's usually about four to five hours long.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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It's called "hyperbole."
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FNZ wrote:It's called "hyperbole."
Man, I got one of those on my ass and it's a sumbitch.

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Slap hot iron to it!
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FNZ wrote:The whole of Dickie Wagner's "Die Walkure" would be amusing, all 48 hours of it.
Cool. But will there be snacks and an open bar?
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FNZ wrote:The whole of Dickie Wagner's "Die Walkure" would be amusing, all 48 hours of it.
That's pretty heavy stuff!!!
To kep it "up north": some Edvard Grieg would do too...
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Savage wrote:
FNZ wrote:The whole of Dickie Wagner's "Die Walkure" would be amusing, all 48 hours of it.
Cool. But will there be snacks and an open bar?
Mead and Little Odin snackcakes.
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I got a fondue pot!
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I envision chunks of rustic bread skewered on pseudo Viking horned helmets, dripping with Gruyère.
And lots of happy fat ladies.

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rune wrote:I envision chunks of rustic bread skewered on pseudo Viking horned helmets, dripping with Gruyère.
And lots of happy fat ladies.
Cheesy fat ladies. Heh.
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Nordak!

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