What songs do you want played at your funeral?
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Re: What songs do you want played at your funeral?
I always said that if I get to the quadriplegic/tube-feeding/respirator state, that I want to build a big ramp down on Morey's Pier in Wildwood and get somebody to blast the 1812 Overture, and then take one last ride .....
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"Laugh and be happy" by Sheriff John. Preferably sung by himself, if he's still alive and well up in Idaho. Which at the rate I'm going, might be quite doable.
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The whole of Dickie Wagner's "Die Walkure" would be amusing, all 48 hours of it.
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Re: What songs do you want played at your funeral?
Laugh and be happy,Savage wrote:"Laugh and be happy" by Sheriff John. Preferably sung by himself, if he's still alive and well up in Idaho. Which at the rate I'm going, might be quite doable.
And the world will laugh with you,
When people see you smiling,
They can't help smiling too,
Get rid of worry,
In a hurry,
Chase the blues away (my favorite line),
And laugh and be happy,
All the live long day.
I have a 45rpm single of this, on the Imperial Records label.
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Re: What songs do you want played at your funeral?
Die Walkure is only a fourth of the Ring cycle. It's usually about four to five hours long.FNZ wrote:The whole of Dickie Wagner's "Die Walkure" would be amusing, all 48 hours of it.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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It's called "hyperbole."
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: What songs do you want played at your funeral?
Man, I got one of those on my ass and it's a sumbitch.FNZ wrote:It's called "hyperbole."
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Slap hot iron to it!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: What songs do you want played at your funeral?
Cool. But will there be snacks and an open bar?FNZ wrote:The whole of Dickie Wagner's "Die Walkure" would be amusing, all 48 hours of it.
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Re: What songs do you want played at your funeral?
That's pretty heavy stuff!!!FNZ wrote:The whole of Dickie Wagner's "Die Walkure" would be amusing, all 48 hours of it.
To kep it "up north": some Edvard Grieg would do too...
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Mead and Little Odin snackcakes.Savage wrote:Cool. But will there be snacks and an open bar?FNZ wrote:The whole of Dickie Wagner's "Die Walkure" would be amusing, all 48 hours of it.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: What songs do you want played at your funeral?
I envision chunks of rustic bread skewered on pseudo Viking horned helmets, dripping with Gruyère.
And lots of happy fat ladies.
And lots of happy fat ladies.
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Cheesy fat ladies. Heh.rune wrote:I envision chunks of rustic bread skewered on pseudo Viking horned helmets, dripping with Gruyère.
And lots of happy fat ladies.
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