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[oettinger]

You wake up in sweat, shuttering. Damn you think, must have been one of those nasty alcohol withdrawling nightmares.
You look at your alarmclock and shout out in amazement: Hell yes, that`s right! I haven`t reloaded the two hours. Stupid me

[Patchez]

Your barred from a place and it goes to total shit a month after you got 86'd.

[oettinger]

You read last nights posts and go Naaah

[Artful Drunktective]

You watch Mad Max combined with Metallica.

A preview to my work day mañana.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MWfMdlwO7Y

[Bubblez]

Oetinger starts to make perfect sense while on skype

[Artful Drunktective]

Oetinger starts to make perfect sense while on skype

He does?

[oettinger]

You`re last call on drunkard skype.
If at all
Silly reach out
Please let it never be again that "living bottle grave" you might`ve overheard
Atleast someone said "drunk" you mumble to yourself.

No matter how many times you try, your ugly sister in law seems to be super hot on you.
Ok, you think next morning, I must have dreamed that.
That was a dream as well as you getting drunk and touching her on the boobs

[Savage]

You know you should go to sleep, but you're so sick the clock is ticking, so FFFF it. The old man is safe in bed, and Monday is another hospital day, but Tuesday is the happiest day of the year, so life is good.

[oettinger]

Cold left over pizza is the most healthy food you had the last couple of weeks

[Badfellow]

When the 3rd is the 4th, and the 4th is the 5th, but that the math don't matter.

Lefty Scorpio, blah, blah, stinger.

Bring it, fucks.

[oettinger]

You hang out more often with modern drunkards on skype than with your "real" family

[Bur]

"family"

[Artful Drunktective]

"family"

Uncle Molesty doesn't count.

[Patchez]

"family"

Uncle Molesty doesn't count.

We call him Uncle "Touchy" in our family.

[Hardcore Stig]

The stock market wants to know what you are drinking.

Your weekly shop includes Vodka and Whisky, while bread and milk is an occasional "luxury" good.