drunkin' Wisconsinite wrote:why does it smell like a corpse flower is blooming in here? It's so bad that....well actually I kind of like it.
oettinger farted
True, but I think he`s talking about Todd. Todd is lying there passed out underneath the barstools for a month now. Nice footrest I have to say, so dare anyone wakes him up!
HEY!
get your shoes off my head and stop calling me Todd for crying out loud. My liver grew back. Ape-ologies for the stench I done caused all this time. I think I'd like to order a Lazarus drink,
but my wallet is gone, as well as my watch.
Wait, I think I musta sold em for drinks in here.
Got any more Kero Syrup? I'll take that as a three finger shot.
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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett ^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
ThirstyDrunk wrote:When Trump takes office, he will remove the regulations and fucking U.N. resolutions against The Shed.
We'll be re-opening boys!
Cheers!
And with no ground troops or bloodshed. The world is already a safer place.
trump in office?? we are fucked,,,,,,,weit and see
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"
ThirstyDrunk wrote:When Trump takes office, he will remove the regulations and fucking U.N. resolutions against The Shed.
We'll be re-opening boys!
Cheers!
And with no ground troops or bloodshed. The world is already a safer place.
trump in office?? we are fucked,,,,,,,weit and see
This is so last week.
I`m waiting for this friday`s graaaaaaaaaaand reopening of the shed. After the cops busted the place last night
Hey, I brought a bottle of rot gut aquavit and a five gallon bucket of pickled herring. Someone needs to go shoplift some saltines from the Piggly Wiggly.
Badfellow wrote:Hey, I brought a bottle of rot gut aquavit and a five gallon bucket of pickled herring. Someone needs to go shoplift some saltines from the Piggly Wiggly.
I had to give up sardines because of the Gout, but I got a bigass tin of WWII survival crackers somewhere in here.
Friday is Ryeday at The Shed, Old Overholt til you puke, passout, and/or die.
Overholt. Overholt .Overholt. Overholt. Overholt. Overholt. Overholt.
There was an intelligent conversation going on but it was all dolphin clicks to me.
I do remember that Todd dude trying to make out with my leafblower.
and Overholt. Overholt. Overholt. Overholt. Overholt. Overholt.
And next weekends surprise guest at The Shed is ɡ̊im d̥ʑ̥̯̯ʌŋ ɯn. Called personally and said he would be in town next Saturday and he like the cut of my jib. So I got that going for me.
Come help me entertain the round boy with bad haircut. I really don't know hwat to say to him. I dont know if he wants to sell me nukes, or if he thinks i have nukes and he wants t buy them, I'm not sure what the fuck. Come ease the tension and witness the international intrigue.
and for gods sake dont mention that I'm friends with António Guterres, who has almost overstayed his welcome. If you don't know who he is he's the guy you'v been stepping over to get to the secondary bathroom behind the Shed. And I hope he's gone before Kim gets here .
