Drunk dial Thread
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Re: Severely bored, would like to drunk dial someone
Oh, you wrote this quite a while ago. Good thing for you, that you didn't post your digits, or my drunk ass would have phoned you.
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Re: Severely bored, would like to drunk dial someone
You should not let your ass do things behind your back.Savage wrote:Oh, you wrote this quite a while ago. Good thing for you, that you didn't post your digits, or my drunk ass would have phoned you.
Yeah, I'm quite proud of this one. Now where is that corkscrew.
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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pfffft
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
Drunk all night and got up before 8 and got another 12pack. Who the hell is up for a morning drunk dial?
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<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
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Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
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It's only 9 p.m. on the east coast - gonna scare Johnny Tequila with a DD - or better, maybe save that for later and irritate our European brethren now and save the west coast for later.
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Apparently they're all on hookers, so I'm free. PM for digits.
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i always lock my phone up in a safe particular spot desighned for this when i get hella shit faced, cuz i hate drunk dialing.
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Gonna call some o' you bastids tonight. Not gonna say who. You know who you are... or do you?
Muh hoo hoo hah hah hah!!
Muh hoo hoo hah hah hah!!
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If you haven't had a DD with ChiliDawg you haven't had a DD.
He jerks off and everything. Free pornos!
He jerks off and everything. Free pornos!
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NYDingbat wrote:If you haven't had a DD with ChiliDawg you haven't had a DD.
He jerks off and everything. Free pornos!
Yea I can't even imagine. You guysd accents are like worlds apart,
how do you even understand each other?
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:NYDingbat wrote:If you haven't had a DD with ChiliDawg you haven't had a DD.
He jerks off and everything. Free pornos!
Yea I can't even imagine. You guysd accents are like worlds apart,
how do you even understand each other?
I agree - my accent starts wars and fights (was part of a bar fight last night - not of my doing) and his probably could stop many. He is mellifluous. It is a delight to listen to - a lot like Scotty ('Spook) - they could read the damned phone book to me and I'd be riveted.
Thirsty - love your laugh - but I can't stop the feeling you're gonna read a warlock spell or somethin'? Seriously, are you drivin' around with those organ coolers for work or other nefarious purposes?
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Collect this. Xenia! oohh yea!!ThirstyDrunk wrote:Just an avid collector.
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NYDingbat wrote:If you haven't had a DD with ChiliDawg you haven't had a DD.
He jerks off and everything. Free pornos!
Wait, what? I didn't get no free porn. I better listen more closely next time.
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ChiliDawg wrote:NYDingbat wrote:If you haven't had a DD with ChiliDawg you haven't had a DD.
He jerks off and everything. Free pornos!
Wait, what? I didn't get no free porn. I better listen more closely next time.
I put it on UStream - you didn't see it? Well you'll get the checks shortly. (Our "copyright" agreement and "contract" still stands, yes?)
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