I don't have all the insight that lady s does, but where i live this is how it is always. unfortunately if you want a cold drink the fridge is the only real solutionoettinger wrote:Does common sense beat out lazyness for a good drink?
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givemesomepils
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"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." hunter s. thompson god rest his soul
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Lush City
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My dearest Savage,
What is up with Hendrick's gin? These are lethal blackout bottles. How in the world will I know when I need to get a refill? This is outrageous! This leaves me to come up with an empty pour. Oh, good God, what is this world coming to?
What is up with Hendrick's gin? These are lethal blackout bottles. How in the world will I know when I need to get a refill? This is outrageous! This leaves me to come up with an empty pour. Oh, good God, what is this world coming to?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Mr Boozificator
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I'd go with black magic and Bourbon?Savage wrote: What will I do? What will I do?
Then, of course, you can always tell your daughters to keep on sending love letters this way, the last batch hasn't reached yet (come to think about it, neither has the first one).
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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I have informed the police, and Interpol, of your whereabouts.Mr Boozificator wrote:I'd go with black magic and Bourbon?Savage wrote: What will I do? What will I do?
Then, of course, you can always tell your daughters to keep on sending love letters this way, the last batch hasn't reached yet (come to think about it, neither has the first one).
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I do not drink gin, (though there is always a first time), but may I suggest upending the bottle above your upturned mouth, and hope for the best?Lush City wrote:My dearest Savage,
What is up with Hendrick's gin? These are lethal blackout bottles. How in the world will I know when I need to get a refill? This is outrageous! This leaves me to come up with an empty pour. Oh, good God, what is this world coming to?
like tears in rain
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I am sad that Halloween is probably a no-go for us this year, due to my medical treatments. But I still get a charge out of looking at the H. sites and their goodies. A girl can dream...
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We will postpone Halloween for you. Should it hit Jesus` Bday so be it.Savage wrote:I am sad that Halloween is probably a no-go for us this year, due to my medical treatments. But I still get a charge out of looking at the H. sites and their goodies. A girl can dream...
Looking for ways to cheer you up other than bourbon n chocolate cake, video killed the radio star, foolish I know.
Drink!
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There is no season of the witch without you.Savage wrote:I am sad that Halloween is probably a no-go for us this year, due to my medical treatments. But I still get a charge out of looking at the H. sites and their goodies. A girl can dream...
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Tahoo.Mr Boozificator wrote:There is no season of the witch without you.Savage wrote:I am sad that Halloween is probably a no-go for us this year, due to my medical treatments. But I still get a charge out of looking at the H. sites and their goodies. A girl can dream...
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Dear Lady Savage,
How much bourbon is recommended when baking shot cakes?
How much bourbon is recommended when baking shot cakes?
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Palinka (RIP)
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Dearest Dear Lady S., I think I speak for everyone when I ask, "How are things? More specifically, how are you? And is there anything that we can do to help?"
Certainly I (and I sun spect all (or 99.999r) of the others) will hope for a swift and porive reply to the firsy two questions and will be packed, prepared and/or Passported, if your answer to the third question requires it.
For upon the date of confirmation of your recovery, a Global (but, nonetheless, Invite Only) ...
mistah willies ensuring that both your own drinking vessel and that being used by Grumpy (for whom I shall also bring some real Havanna-made, Cuban cigars)never know the word or sensation of "Empty"!...
...and Mr Boozificator will take good of the women-folk!
Certainly I (and I sun spect all (or 99.999r) of the others) will hope for a swift and porive reply to the firsy two questions and will be packed, prepared and/or Passported, if your answer to the third question requires it.
For upon the date of confirmation of your recovery, a Global (but, nonetheless, Invite Only) ...
mistah willies ensuring that both your own drinking vessel and that being used by Grumpy (for whom I shall also bring some real Havanna-made, Cuban cigars)never know the word or sensation of "Empty"!...
...and Mr Boozificator will take good of the women-folk!
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Kindly listen to this, please.
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A bottle of Bourbon and a slice of super melting chocolate king should be yours
Drink!
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ThirstyDrunk
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Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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I think no.
Just ate too much butter.
But thanks to this brilliant post I finally know why I need to shower on sundays. THX!
Drink!