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All Hallows Eve
All Hallows Eve...
The best time of year for the likes of this lost soul.
A tune, Danse Macabre, for you my Mighty Drunkard friends.
A name, an avatar, a change, a welcome respite from reality, upon the wild seas of the Mighty MDM.
The dark waters await our pirating, to plunder the nether regions of dark rum and islands of dried-out skeletons, shall we?
Avast!
This is our season, and we will overcome them dried out bastards.
(or something better said)
Mmmm Kraken...
DRINK!
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The best time of year for the likes of this lost soul.
A tune, Danse Macabre, for you my Mighty Drunkard friends.
A name, an avatar, a change, a welcome respite from reality, upon the wild seas of the Mighty MDM.
The dark waters await our pirating, to plunder the nether regions of dark rum and islands of dried-out skeletons, shall we?
Avast!
This is our season, and we will overcome them dried out bastards.
(or something better said)
Mmmm Kraken...
DRINK!
.
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Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Halloween Ideas for Savage
As you have read, the Savage/Grumpy household has had their favourite holiday cruelly taken from them. So, this is a request to everyone to post cheap or free Halloween ideas for them, so they might recoup some joy from their special time of the year.
For example, here is a recipe for Halloween, "Broken Glass Cupcakes" (because Savage loves to cook and the recipe seems straightforward and inexpensive).
A fun show to watch, The Scary Godmother.
Some easy and inexpensive Halloween costume ideas.
And, of course, some Halloween Cocktail recipes.
For example, here is a recipe for Halloween, "Broken Glass Cupcakes" (because Savage loves to cook and the recipe seems straightforward and inexpensive).
A fun show to watch, The Scary Godmother.
Some easy and inexpensive Halloween costume ideas.
And, of course, some Halloween Cocktail recipes.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: Halloween Ideas for Savage
You could spend Halloween with Gomez and Morticia (and special guest Don Rickles).
Then there's a good hour of Vincent Price reciting the stories of Edgar Allen Poe.
No Halloween should be considered complete without the original 1938 Orson Welles recording of War of the Worlds.
Halloween cocktails tend to be a bit cloying. I would opt for a bourbon bloody mary. Of course, if you wanted to use bacon-infused bourbon...
Then there's a good hour of Vincent Price reciting the stories of Edgar Allen Poe.
No Halloween should be considered complete without the original 1938 Orson Welles recording of War of the Worlds.
Halloween cocktails tend to be a bit cloying. I would opt for a bourbon bloody mary. Of course, if you wanted to use bacon-infused bourbon...
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Re: Halloween Ideas for Savage
Wonder Woman? Is that you? Would recommend wearing a small mask with this.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: Halloween Ideas for Savage
Palinka Morningstar wrote:As you have read, the Savage/Grumpy household has had their favourite holiday cruelly taken from them. So, this is a request to everyone to post cheap or free Halloween ideas for them, so they might recoup some joy from their special time of the year.
For example, here is a recipe for Halloween, "Broken Glass Cupcakes" (because Savage loves to cook and the recipe seems straightforward and inexpensive).
A fun show to watch, The Scary Godmother.
Some easy and inexpensive Halloween costume ideas.
And, of course, some Halloween Cocktail recipes.
Come to the big pink pile of stucco for Halloween. We have candy. And grown-ups punch.
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Re: Halloween Ideas for Savage
Dear Lady S., if I had the wherewithal to fly to California, I would rather send it to you so that you could make for yourselves a good Halloween. Alas, I do not and, therefore, can do neither. However, I thank you very much for the kind invite.Savage wrote:Come to the big pink pile of stucco for Halloween. We have candy. And grown-ups punch.
I hope that, despite your setbacks, you manage to scrape together a decent fist of your favourite holiday.
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Re: All Hallows Eve
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It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder. Widespread accounts from funeral homes, morgues, and hospitals have confirmed that the UNBURIED DEAD are coming back to life, seeking human victims.
It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder. Widespread accounts from funeral homes, morgues, and hospitals have confirmed that the UNBURIED DEAD are coming back to life, seeking human victims.
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Re: All Hallows Eve
Look alive drunkards! this is not a drill! Together we can drink through this if we all stick together!
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Re: All Hallows Eve
Columbus, OH (AP) - These are the facts as we know - There is an epidemic of mass murder being carried out by a virtual army of unidentified assasins.
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Re: All Hallows Eve
I knew this day was coming! I am prepared to saturate my brain with alcohol!
Bring on the biters!
Bring on the biters!
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Re: All Hallows Eve
They come from the bowels of hell. A transformed race of walking dead, guided by a master plan of complete domination of the earth.
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Re: All Hallows Eve
I will find a drink through this. My dog and I will survive.
5 hours til morning. I've heard they're less active in the daylight.
5 hours til morning. I've heard they're less active in the daylight.
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Re: All Hallows Eve
Yeah, yeaah, and can you please explain how the master plan that I entrusted to YOU my very own evil mad scientist ended up in the hands of those amateurs who don't even drink? Can you, please, pretty please?BloodThirstyDrunk wrote:They come from the bowels of hell. A transformed race of walking dead, guided by a master plan of complete domination of the earth.
Those guys have no class, no cheese and no guts! Such a pity. But of course people will remember them, not me. Pfffff....
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: All Hallows Eve
I got enough ammo to hold em off, I got a scratch in the kitchen scuffle, but the stairwell is bloclked and no more can get up here.
I'm sitting next to the liquor cabinet,
I'm sitting next to the liquor cabinet,
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