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Rev. Dead Corpse wrote:
booznik wrote:Greetings, Mr. Owens and Mr. Corpse. Those are mighty fine avatars you have there.

I'm not qualified to give you the standard introduction package, but there are examples earlier in this thread (such as when I joined).

Be well, enjoy yourselves, and DRINK!
My thanks for the gracious welcoming.

As for a drink, Friday night and we're putting the kids to bed as I type this. Various bottles lurk on the sideboard awaiting violation. Maybe a round of Game of Thrones drinking game to fill out the evening.

A welcome from Mr. booznik indicates that you, Rev. Dead Corpse,

well,


you have come to the right vessel.


Now, the new guy buys the first round.

I'll have a bottle of dark and spicy rum, and also, cheap beer, like our buddy oettinger does.

Cheers!




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I have half a bottle Sailor Jerry's, a full 1.75 of 100 Proof Capt. Morgan, and a 12 of Shiner.

Will that do for starters?
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Rev. Dead Corpse wrote:I have half a bottle Sailor Jerry's, a full 1.75 of 100 Proof Capt. Morgan, and a 12 of Shiner.

Will that do for starters?
Very nice indeed. Sailor's for the flavor at the start, 100 proof to get sailing, and I'll fill the main with Kraken, an acquired taste. Thank you and well met.




DRINK!




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At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
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I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Rev. Dead Corpse wrote:I have half a bottle Sailor Jerry's, a full 1.75 of 100 Proof Capt. Morgan, and a 12 of Shiner.

Will that do for starters?
Shiner Bock is Texas, and Texas is big, and Texans don't call 911, they shoot first and wait for the deputies to show up.

Sailor Jerry's is better than it should be for the price, always has since it was intro'd.

Currently preferring the Kraken, but SJ gets respect.

Anyone with a handle of Morgan 50% knows what boozing is all about.

Your credentials are established.

There are souls to reap, so better clock in after your break is over.
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booznik wrote:
There are souls to reap, so better clock in after your break is over.
The scythe and cloak are just an affectation. It's the bunny you have to watch out for... Mad little beastie.

My brake is broken. No stopping me now...

Why yes, I will have another drink. Thank you.
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Rev. Dead Corpse wrote:It's the bunny you have to watch out for... Mad little beastie.
That rabbit's dynamite!
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Immediately following the instructions for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is a recipe for the Holy Brain Grenade of Antioch.

Vodka, brandy, kahlua, cinnamon schnapps... Cross yourself and shoot...

Repeat until confessional starts to seem like a good idea.
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My name is Savage, and I drink bourbon. Wow, goddamn, that took a long time to type. Anyway, pm me and say howdedo.
except, okay, I've been here since I think 2003 or something.
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Howdy folks,

New here. Stopped drinking for three months but coming home soon! My favorite thing to do in the world is drink cheap vodka, play Halo, and listen to trance music. I've traveled the world, I've seen successes, I've loved and lost some beautiful women, but nothing's better than being in my drunken sanctuary.

Glad I finally found a forum that wasn't about recovery when googling "alcohol". Skal!
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Vodka. Halo. Trance. wrote:... Stopped drinking for three months but coming home soon!

...Glad I finally found a forum that wasn't about recovery when googling "alcohol". Skal!
Welcome aboard. Sounds like you have indeed recovered. It was a close one, wasn't it? Now raise your glass and toast to the battle against them damned Dries.

Cheers!



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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Haha found some funny drunk stories

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First post here. Hello, from Oregon!

Was browsing the kindle store, found some funny short stories called "It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time." Writing could be better but some pretty funny stuff for like a buck. Reminds me of some of the stuff i use to do back in the "glory" days.
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you posted here. It seemed like a good idea at the time
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Welcome! Glad to see you here.

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Welcome, welcome one and all to the one saloon that knows not the dreaded last call!

Orange voddie and club for the lady if you please!
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Hello all,

I have been a long time off and on lurker who has decided (drunkenly) to finally join.
I love Bourbon and Beer and that's about it.

Have a good-un!
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