The 1%

Lush City · Post by **Lush City** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 6:58 pm

oettinger wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote: I dint remember if asnybody said
fuck you
Not yet king of percent.

A 1% slice of this ugly mess:

Thirsty has been caught in the throes of an absinthe binge! Admit it you are cross faded up the ying yang!

Patchez · Post by **Patchez** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 10:13 pm

1% dinkus.

shawnonious · Post by **shawnonious** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 11:34 pm

I'm more than 1% to the point of being druk tahts for sure

Post by **mistah willies** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 5:21 pm

^ ^ ^

Indeed.

Perhaps we have crossed form 100%

into proof land?

Lush City · Post by **Lush City** » Wed Sep 09, 2015 7:40 pm

The 1% is going to suck us all dry no matter what continent you reside. So wake up or not. I'm having another drink so don't bother me about it. We're headed for the 'Big Kabloohie'. LOL!

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 3:35 pm

1% giant 8600 lb head of Lenin.

Post by **Badfellow** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 6:49 pm

1% Poly mimetic alloy.

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 4:38 pm

Interrupt for some product placement:
Thirsrty

Joined Bar 6th june 69,
excelled in special drinks,

Beer case as langue qualified
feasting on lavish drinks
and guaerilla fastshots

Thirsty is back as
"Rambar"

Thirsty is the best bar-rat I`ve ever seen

His mission: To locate american abv 45s from Vietnam

If you took one, drink your doubt

His loyalty, not to drink the enemy,

He got 36 hours to drink the mission and reach to toilet

We are taking one, we are not taking any drink.

Double mixed and left behind watery lines,
you are gulping a mixing mistake,
Yeah, which gulp mistake?
Thirsty!

And now,
he is drinking anything he can

Thirsty, what most people call hell, he calls bar

No drink
no liquor
no hump can stop him

Thirsty is back, first gulp part 2

Post by **oettinger** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 7:34 pm

1% of 1%

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:10 pm

1% black fairy dust (min. 90proof)

Post by **oettinger** » Sat Sep 19, 2015 6:31 am

1% Windshield washer fluid, for a clear drunk vision (or two)

Lush City · Post by **Lush City** » Sat Sep 19, 2015 11:05 pm

oettinger wrote:Interrupt for some product placement:
Thirsrty

Joined Bar 6th june 69,
excelled in special drinks,

Beer case as langue qualified
feasting on lavish drinks
and guaerilla fastshots

Thirsty is back as
"Rambar"

Thirsty is the best bar-rat I`ve ever seen

His mission: To locate american abv 45s from Vietnam

If you took one, drink your doubt

His loyalty, not to drink the enemy,

He got 36 hours to drink the mission and reach to toilet

We are taking one, we are not taking any drink.

Double mixed and left behind watery lines,
you are gulping a mixing mistake,
Yeah, which gulp mistake?
Thirsty!

And now,
he is drinking anything he can

Thirsty, what most people call hell, he calls bar

No drink
no liquor
no hump can stop him

Thirsty is back, first gulp part 2

What makes you want to kiss so much ass? Just curios...

Post by **oettinger** » Sun Sep 20, 2015 5:37 am

^^^ Good question, thank you. I somehow need to get the taste of cheap vodka out of my mouth. I drink lots of it, go figure

1% ass kissing vodka

Post by **mistah willies** » Mon Sep 21, 2015 9:07 pm

Earthquake shakes call for a Tsunami.

Waht, too soon?

SternoBoy · Post by **SternoBoy** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 1:50 pm

1% Ether and Grapefruit Juice

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