WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

[scream ale]

Give up beer...or jack-off a mountain lion with a handful of fish hooks?

Give up beer. There's always bourbon.

[mistah willies]

Fight- Fuck a really ugly retarded chick or get violently pegged by one?

Over That Line!

... Why not both simultaneously? You could call it Pulp Friction.

[mistah willies]

Give up beer...or jack-off a mountain lion with a handful of fish hooks?

I'd rather go out in a blaze of gory than simply limply giving up an elixir. Sadly, either way, there will be no more beer, huh.

[Nausea]

Would you rather die in a fire or freeze to death?

[Bur]

Freeze, depends over what sort of time but it'd be overall less painless way to go me finks.

[oettinger]

You`re freezing to death wandering around somewhere in arctica. You find an old abandoned explorer`s station and try to start the old kerosine oven. That thing explodes and now your freezing and burning.


Long story short freezing

[Artful Drunktective]

Freeze to death. I was already burned at the stake back in the Salem Witch Trials. It wasn't fun.

[calx]

Freeze to death. I was already burned at the stake back in the Salem Witch Trials. It wasn't fun.

Most of my girlfriends would have been burned at the stake 400 years ago. :| Good people!

[Artful Drunktective]

Freeze to death. I was already burned at the stake back in the Salem Witch Trials. It wasn't fun.

Most of my girlfriends would have been burned at the stake 400 years ago. :| Good people!

Nice choice in women! :D

[calx]

Freeze to death. I was already burned at the stake back in the Salem Witch Trials. It wasn't fun.

Most of my girlfriends would have been burned at the stake 400 years ago. :| Good people!

Nice choice in women! :D

It was fun. And not so fun!

Fuck this place is weird.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Yea, I've had enough burns, I think freezing to death would just be like shivering yourself to sleep.

[Dear Booze]

Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!

[oettinger]

Fuck your wife, kill oprah, marry walter

[scream ale]

Marry the wife, kill oprah and babs, fuck myself.

[Badfellow]

Fuck both of 'em, kill both of 'em, marry neither but get half of Oprah's money due to an alleged groping incident.