Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder..

Mad Scientist · Post by **Mad Scientist** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:28 pm

MORRISON wrote:I checked into a three day detox center after last Thanksgiving weekend. I lasted until x-mas.

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Sounds like a story's in order...

deadpuppiesandwhores · Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:43 pm

when we came back from the gulf last december, i decide to live a healthier less inclined to booze lifestyle. i didn't quit drinking, i jmust quit getting drunk. after about 2 months of the most intensley boring time in my life, i gave up and decided life is far more interesting when strong drink is a large part of your life.

someone asked me about a movie i recently saw. they wanted to know how long it was and i responded,"about 2 pints." now isn't that much more entertaining than, "about 2 1/2 hours." understand?

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Sat Aug 09, 2003 1:55 pm

rating system

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:01 pm

stepheybaby wrote:I have a similar rating system, but for women...
scale -10 to 10 pints
minus pints means that is how many pints you need to buy her to make her fall for you, and obviously positive is how many pints you must drink to fancy her!

you need to work on htar self esteem, women always wabt me, regardles of there undrunkenness. drink more.... it really works in both directions.

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:03 pm

I don't know because a drunk person can come accross very up-front and maybe a bit aggressive this can't be good.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:08 pm

i'm usually drunk and i can definatley say with the utmost confidence, even if they say fuck off, they're thinking maybe he'll come back and forgive my sorry ass for being so rude to sucj an intelligent and good looking human being. you are just going to have to trust me on this one and i encourage an experiment, go out right now and get plowed, then look around the bar and see all the gorgeous women giving you the fing... uh, i mean eye. trust me, its not because you're laying on your back with vomit drizzling down your mouth, its because they want you.

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:12 pm

I have passed out in front a this american girl, I can't remember if she was impressed or not as I blacked out. I can't go out and get hammered right now as I've spent all me money yesterday getting shit-faced!

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:14 pm

stepheybaby wrote:I have passed out in front a this american girl, I can't remember if she was impressed or not as I blacked out. I can't go out and get hammered right now as I've spent all me money yesterday getting shit-faced!

oh yeah, she was impressed. kind of like when a weightlifter strains himself when trying to lift a truck. trust me, women dig that shit.

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:16 pm

Women Dig shit that can't be attractive!!

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:20 pm

stepheybaby wrote:Women Dig shit that can't be attractive!!

you hear me me, but you're not listening to me. open your trembling earballs

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:30 pm

OK Ill give it a try!
right deadpup..... Im trying to weigh up the pros and cons of this little idea I have..... When I was doind my exams I didn't drink...(maybe a bit too smart really!), but when I started drinking again I got drunk on very little, not only was this very cheap but meant the drunkardness came a lot sooner!!
Now the Question is, Is this effect worth the wait?

thirsty4beer · Post by **thirsty4beer** » Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:38 pm

i once gave up for a month(note once). boy was bthat first pint good!

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:41 pm

But would you do it again for that grand sensation again?

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:42 pm

stepheybaby wrote:OK Ill give it a try, don't get your ovaries in a twist!
right deadpup..... Im trying to weigh up the pros and cons of this little idea I have..... When I was doind my exams I didn't drink...(maybe a bit too smart really!), but when I started drinking again I got drunk on very little, not only was this very cheap but meant the drunkardness came a lot sooner!!
Now the Question is, Is this effect worth the wait?

i spend about 80 percent of my time undrunk, and doing circles for weeks/months out on that great big pond called the atlantic. we sneak onbord enough alcohol to remind us we are men, but not enough to really enjoy it. if the opportunity is there, take advantage of it, and that's an order. i will be leaving tomorrow morning and if y'all don't e-mail me about your drunken advetures, i will never speak to you guys again (okay, not true, you don't get off that easy, but i'll be pissed... in the bad sense of the word). e-mail address will be [email protected]

seriously, it is boring as fuck spending your days undrunk in the navy, e-mail me you bastards and keep me entertained, i'll be back on saturday.

to answer your question.... no.

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:45 pm

YOu should get some ladies to emailyou ! CAn't be fun being surrounded by sweaty, sea breathed men all day!!