It Was Like This When I Woke Up

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 4:22 pm

Savage Swiller wrote:I believe we should all be grateful to our friend Palinka for taking pity on a poor little guttersnipe; washing her, delousing her, and teaching her to communicate in English, instead of her native grunts, growls and squeals.

Why do you think they call her Lucky?

he been gone for a too long while. heehawllslsee. dduisild;'jk jdilkdkii. heawwwwwww. hooooooooootoale

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sun Sep 07, 2003 4:24 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:
Savage Swiller wrote:I believe we should all be grateful to our friend Palinka for taking pity on a poor little guttersnipe; washing her, delousing her, and teaching her to communicate in English, instead of her native grunts, growls and squeals.

Why do you think they call her Lucky?
he been gone for a too long while. heehawllslsee. dduisild;'jk jdilkdkii. heawwwwwww. hooooooooootoale

allow me to translate. she said "DPAW is a god and all women not activly pursuing a sexual relationship with him is obviously retarded."

i'm not exactly sure if i totally agree, but thanks.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 4:32 pm

Listen folks...it's the sound of Lucky and DPAW reverting to their natural state. If we stay very quiet, we may be able to photograph some of their strange rituals.

sum of all beers · Post by **sum of all beers** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 4:52 pm

Savage Swiller wrote:Listen folks...it's the sound of Lucky and DPAW reverting to their natural state. If we stay very quiet, we may be able to photograph some of their strange rituals.

what's that, the sound of beer cans opening and bottles being dropped?

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 4:57 pm

And they're fighting over the absinthe. Wait--they've decided to wrestle for it. Oh, oh. I'm telling Lemmy!

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sun Sep 07, 2003 5:00 pm

Savage Swiller wrote:And they're fighting over the absinthe. Wait--they've decided to wrestle for it. Oh, oh. I'm telling Lemmy!

no! no! i'll put my pants back on! don't tell!?

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 5:02 pm

For the love of all things containing alcohol (including mouthwash), don't tell my Lemmy. I'm in enough hot water already...thanks to Savage!

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 8:40 pm

Oh, sure - Palinka corrects your spelling and it's all puppies and sunshine. I say something, and suddenly I'm the she-devil incarnate!

I guess that goes along with the esteemed title of King Cockeyed, right?

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sun Sep 07, 2003 8:43 pm

Generic Jug wrote:Oh, sure - Palinka corrects your spelling and it's all puppies and sunshine. I say something, and suddenly I'm the she-devil incarnate!

I guess that goes along with the esteemed title of King Cockeyed, right?

i love ya. and i do want to see you stick around, but the answer to your question is, well , yeah. he is our general.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sun Sep 07, 2003 8:46 pm

Generic Jug wrote:Oh, sure - Palinka corrects your spelling and it's all puppies and sunshine. I say something, and suddenly I'm the she-devil incarnate!

I guess that goes along with the esteemed title of King Cockeyed, right?

i think i tried to insult him back, but hes our gbeneral, he is alowed to shrug off those things he don't want to hear.

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 8:56 pm

*grin* No worries, DPAW. I'm not actually mad. Just giving everyone shit. 'Swhat I do.

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 8:57 pm

Generic Jug wrote:*grin* No worries, DPAW. I'm not actually mad. Just giving everyone shit. 'Swhat I do.

S'aright in my books

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 9:07 pm

MassiveDrunk wrote:
Generic Jug wrote:*grin* No worries, DPAW. I'm not actually mad. Just giving everyone shit. 'Swhat I do.
S'aright in my books

'Sgood to hear.

S'where's the S'mores?

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 9:11 pm

S'under the stairs next to the soup and the unused condomes, that's where the s'mores 's

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 8:16 am

Generic Jug wrote:Oh, sure - Palinka corrects your spelling and it's all puppies and sunshine. I say something, and suddenly I'm the she-devil incarnate!

I guess that goes along with the esteemed title of King Cockeyed, right?

Yep.