intoxicated... four syllables, well if y'all didn't know hat iwas trying to say... well, go to hell.deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:couyld we keep the words to 2 syllab;es or less please? some of us are intoxicated..IntoxiChrist wrote:I think, in this particular production, it may be best if someone else records. My manual dexterity is already failing.
so long farewell
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road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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ouch! i think that hurts.Generic Jug wrote:Hmmm, failed writer goes on bender...nah, doesn't appeal to me. Guess I just can't relate.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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failedf as writer? yes, but that is their problem. failed as nuclear engineer? unfortunatley no, so wake up in the morning knowing its not ths afghani's you need to worry about, its me and my ability to comprehend english for a few hours before, whooosh, you're gone.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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I'm assuming you'd want an audience, but with that attitude, I'll take my business elsewhere! Hmph!LuckyStrikes wrote:You weren't asked to audition.Generic Jug wrote:Hmmm, failed writer goes on bender...nah, doesn't appeal to me. Guess I just can't relate.
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.
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You know if you get unmotivated and start to pussy out and drink without the writing, I'm going to kick your ass. Further disciplines may include hiding the booze until you hit the 2k mark.IntoxiChrist wrote:Precious irony, Jug!
But listen, we'll have our communal "Fucking Lazy, Uninspired Writer's Bender" all through November.
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.
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No, I thought I made it clear. I was talking to DPAW.Generic Jug wrote:I'm assuming you'd want an audience, but with that attitude, I'll take my business elsewhere! Hmph!LuckyStrikes wrote:You weren't asked to audition.Generic Jug wrote:Hmmm, failed writer goes on bender...nah, doesn't appeal to me. Guess I just can't relate.
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
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i know this a repeat post but, i'm confused.LuckyStrikes wrote:No, I thought I made it clear. I was talking to DPAW.Generic Jug wrote:I'm assuming you'd want an audience, but with that attitude, I'll take my business elsewhere! Hmph!LuckyStrikes wrote: You weren't asked to audition.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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I thought that by quoting me, you might actually be talking to me. My bad.LuckyStrikes wrote:No, I thought I made it clear. I was talking to DPAW.Generic Jug wrote:I'm assuming you'd want an audience, but with that attitude, I'll take my business elsewhere! Hmph!LuckyStrikes wrote: You weren't asked to audition.
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.
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yeah, it was your "bad"! now buy me a beer fucker, or i promisre i'll remember in the mornintg. \Generic Jug wrote:I thought that by quoting me, you might actually be talking to me. My bad.LuckyStrikes wrote:No, I thought I made it clear. I was talking to DPAW.Generic Jug wrote: I'm assuming you'd want an audience, but with that attitude, I'll take my business elsewhere! Hmph!
has anyone else realized how often the word remember comes up in conversation here and how hard it is to spell remember on a keyboard every single fuckning time? stop msking me use that fucking word, please?
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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SHIT,DPAW's got a finger on the button, i'm fucked.deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:failedf as writer? yes, but that is their problem. failed as nuclear engineer? unfortunatley no, so wake up in the morning knowing its not ths afghani's you need to worry about, its me and my ability to comprehend english for a few hours before, whooosh, you're gone.
Im sitting in a major target :twisted:
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.
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if i undrunk up tomorrow, which is a goal not too gbecause its important to have goals, i am ghoing to be soooo entertained.TARTANSPECIAL wrote:SHIT,DPAW's got a finger on the button, i'm fucked.deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:failedf as writer? yes, but that is their problem. failed as nuclear engineer? unfortunatley no, so wake up in the morning knowing its not ths afghani's you need to worry about, its me and my ability to comprehend english for a few hours before, whooosh, you're gone.
Im sitting in a major target :twisted:
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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I plan on drinking all night tonight pass out wake tomrrow and drink all day pass out drink some more and go to wrok monday morning.deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:if i undrunk up tomorrow, which is a goal not too gbecause its important to have goals, i am ghoing to be soooo entertained.TARTANSPECIAL wrote:SHIT,DPAW's got a finger on the button, i'm fucked.deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:failedf as writer? yes, but that is their problem. failed as nuclear engineer? unfortunatley no, so wake up in the morning knowing its not ths afghani's you need to worry about, its me and my ability to comprehend english for a few hours before, whooosh, you're gone.
Im sitting in a major target :twisted:
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!