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deadpuppiesandwhores
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

please don't hurt me. if i get my ass kicked by a lady i'll never live it down.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by Martini4TheLady »

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:please don't hurt me. if i get my ass kicked by a lady i'll never live it down.
I won't tell if you don't.
Relief. Release. Deliverance.

deadpuppiesandwhores
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

hey i'm king cockeyed. i didn't even realize that i was close. rounds on me.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

well i offered, noone showed, so i drank all your rounds.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

Martini4TheLady
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Post by Martini4TheLady »

That's a lot of bottles your highness.
Relief. Release. Deliverance.

deadpuppiesandwhores
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

where my bottles should be there is just a ?. how many bottles is that?
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

Martini4TheLady
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Post by Martini4TheLady »

3 down, 2 to go.
Relief. Release. Deliverance.

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Post by Generic Jug »

Congrats, DPAW. Sorry I missed out on my free drink, but you deserve it more. This one's on me, now.
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

Generic Jug wrote: This one's on me, now.
:lol:
you're awful flirty tonight. is it the new cologne?
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by Generic Jug »

Oh my god, why is there a fucking emoticon in my post??? I DID NOT PUT THAT THERE, I HAVE NEVER USED AN EMOTICON IN MY LIFE

*ahem* Sorry. Flirty? Naw. At least not intentionally. I just think you're a top-notch guy, and I'd like to buy you a round.
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

Generic Jug wrote:Oh my god, why is there a fucking emoticon in my post??? I DID NOT PUT THAT THERE, I HAVE NEVER USED AN EMOTICON IN MY LIFE
i know, i had a hell of a time gettin' it in there.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by Generic Jug »

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
Generic Jug wrote:Oh my god, why is there a fucking emoticon in my post??? I DID NOT PUT THAT THERE, I HAVE NEVER USED AN EMOTICON IN MY LIFE
i know, i had a hell of a time gettin' it in there. :oops:
Oh, I see how it's gonna be now!
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.

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Post by Frankennietzsche »

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:southerners are pussies sir. you ain't.
I caught the reference, man that is a good movie.
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

DPAW's all grown up!
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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Post by Palinka (RIP) »

Congratulations, DPAW. This morning's vodka is dedicated to you.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Kindly listen to this, please.
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