What I learned over the weekend

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:43 am

Professor Roomie wrote:
Edited to mention: I also learned that my avatar makes me look 45. Thanks to all you fuckers that didn't mention that.

Nothing wrong with that. You're well preserved, pallie.

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:58 am

I learned that hiding from Oggar is not all that tough.

Rowdy likes to have the fireplace and air conditioner going full blast 4 feet away from each other.

Some of the coolest people ever born are the people on this board.

I have a Hawaiian shirt fetish.

Ruiner's a dickhead.
Goose has a dickhat, no shoes and a cool wife.

Crystal thinks she can swim on a driveway.

Sleep bad, drink good.

treetop thinks wrestling a bear is a good idea.

Being trapped in an elevator with that bear at 8am is not good.

BigIron looks like the prick and Kenny Loggins had a love child.

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:07 am

BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
I have a Hawaiian shirt fetish.

You may be Judge's long lost son.

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:12 am

Mayhem wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
I have a Hawaiian shirt fetish.
You may be Judge's long lost son.

To be quite honest, I'm hoping so.

Also, I liked that anything that was brought for the Stunt Cocktail competition was just basically there for Oggar. Me and BigIron watched him eat 3 pickled eggs that smelled rotten. And he enjoyed it. I declared the competition over at that point.

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:16 am

BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
Mayhem wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
I have a Hawaiian shirt fetish.
You may be Judge's long lost son.
To be quite honest, I'm hoping so.

Also, I liked that anything that was brought for the Stunt Cocktail competition was just basically there for Oggar. Me and BigIron watched him eat 3 pickled eggs that smelled rotten. And he enjoyed it. I declared the competition over at that point.

I love rotten pickled eggs.

As far as competition for being Judge's son, you can dispatch fuckstick Ruiner easily.

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:23 am

Ruiner introducing his father to Oggar: Dad, this is the guy who smashed the toilet with his face.

whiskeyprick · Post by **whiskeyprick** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:37 am

BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
BigIron looks like the prick and Kenny Loggins had a love child.

Kenny stole my look, then he got famous. sucker.

Sgt. HSA · Post by **Sgt. HSA** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:44 am

BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Ruiner introducing his father to Oggar: Dad, this is the guy who smashed the toilet with his face.

Equally funny was when he introduced his mom to Roomie: "Wow, you're really hot !"

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:44 am

Me and Sarge learned that treetop can carry on a conversation when he's asleep.

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:54 am

BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Ruiner introducing his father to Oggar: Dad, this is the guy who smashed the toilet with his face.

Mayhem or whoever has em needs to repost the pictures of Oggar defeating the toilet.

treetop · Post by **treetop** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:22 am

i learned that just because i'm really drunk at 3 in the morning does not automatically mean i can kick oggar's ass. quite the contrary, in fact.

Professor Roomie · Post by **Professor Roomie** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:29 am

fdoosey wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Ruiner introducing his father to Oggar: Dad, this is the guy who smashed the toilet with his face.
Mayhem or whoever has em needs to repost the pictures of Oggar defeating the toilet.

I think I just figured out why there wasn't a real bathroom at the party. Renting a port-a-potty is probably just cheaper than replacing toilets.

Mallory Knox · Post by **Mallory Knox** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:18 pm

Professor Roomie wrote: I also learned that my avatar makes me look 45. Thanks to all you fuckers that didn't mention that.

I believe I mentioned it upon meeting you at the airport.

What I learned this weekend:

1. Sushi does not cause Strep Throat, but can make you think it does.

2. The Brutal Hammer is about as brutal as Kool Aid. I scoff at it...

3. Frosty and I are the only ones that can "hang" on the Saturday morning after.

4. The Geese are adorable people.

5. There are SEVERAL whore-like folks on this board. That was comforting to learn.

6. Being at the venue was somewhat similar to being in a drunken video game and not getting killed by "uneven surfaces".

7. Wearing clothes under a Toga probably IS a good idea...

8. Tequila and Red Bull make a tasty beverage.

9. Sarge and Michelle make out a lot. What's that like; having a good marriage?

10. I wish the Judge and his lovely bride were my parents.

11. Crystal is darling even with a face full of road rash.

12. I evidently discuss my fellatio skillz with total strangers when hammered.

All in all, I think this was an educational weekend.

Sgt. HSA · Post by **Sgt. HSA** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:40 pm

Another one:

Don't point out a nasty looking mixer to Mallory unless you're prepared to drink it too (though I admit the ensuing concoction was actually pretty good). I give immense credit to our bartenders for the ability to make even clamato juice palatable.

Mallory Knox · Post by **Mallory Knox** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:45 pm

Sgt. HSA wrote:Another one:

Don't point out a nasty looking mixer to Mallory unless you're prepared to drink it too (though I admit the ensuing concoction was actually pretty good). I give immense credit to our bartenders for the ability to make even clamato juice palatable.

Watching your face change from one of horror to one of ecstasy as you took down the clam juice was enjoyable.

...I seem to remember you sipping it.